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y



Joined: 22 Mar 2005
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Your wish is granted  Reply with quote  

How this works:
Post a wish. The next person to respond gets to grant that wish BUT with some kind of contradiction or some other undesireable clause. Then you can post your own wish.

post: I wish money grew on trees.
post: wish granted but it's only monopoly money. I wish for a unicorn.
post: granted but it's a dead and decompsing unicorn

Got it? Any takers?

I wish evey day was Christmas...
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"Despite everything, I believe that people are really good at heart." - Anne Frank
Post Thu Sep 02, 2010 12:06 pm   View user's profile Send private message
MrEMann



Joined: 23 Feb 2006
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Location: I'm much better in real life than I am in person
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Granted, but all the credit card bills are due NOW

I wish someone would give me a Bugatii Veyron.
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Post Thu Sep 02, 2010 1:52 pm   View user's profile Send private message
JustAGirl



Joined: 05 Jan 2008
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Location: North Carolina
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Wish granted, but there is no gasoline on the planet.


I wish I was married to George Clooney!
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Mark it 8, Dude.
Post Thu Sep 02, 2010 4:44 pm   View user's profile Send private message
zendao42



Joined: 05 Sep 2006
Posts: 13570
Location: Somewhere in a galaxy near you
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Granted, but he's gay!

Wish I could get more uninterrupted sleep...
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y



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Granted, but when you sleep all you dream about is David Hasselhoff singing Jump In My Car.

I wish I had a bigger house.
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Red Cross or Doctors Without Borders

"Despite everything, I believe that people are really good at heart." - Anne Frank
Post Fri Sep 03, 2010 12:09 pm   View user's profile Send private message
Jinxted



Joined: 15 Mar 2010
Posts: 487
Location: Dorrtuckey, Michigan
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Granted, but it has no roof.

I wish I was Grand Vizier
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Wonko



Joined: 12 Oct 2006
Posts: 4716
Location: ...but it's a hot heat
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Wish granted. But, since the Ottoman Empire ended in the 1920's, no office holds that title and it is, therefore, meaningless.

I wish... I was an Oscar Meyer weiner.
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Avoid being normal -- John Lennon
Post Fri Sep 03, 2010 8:52 pm   View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail
zendao42



Joined: 05 Sep 2006
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Location: Somewhere in a galaxy near you
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Granted, but there will soon be nothing left of you... Wink

Wish I had a time machine...
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JustAGirl



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Location: North Carolina
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Granted, but it only goes back to the year 1352.


I wish I had a dog.
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Mark it 8, Dude.
Post Sat Sep 04, 2010 5:02 am   View user's profile Send private message
zendao42



Joined: 05 Sep 2006
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Location: Somewhere in a galaxy near you
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Granted, but you're allergic to it...

Fuck, don't know what to wish for-
oh yeah, wish I had my own planet...
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y



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Granted, & it fits nicely on your keychain.

I wish I could speak Italian.
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Red Cross or Doctors Without Borders

"Despite everything, I believe that people are really good at heart." - Anne Frank
Post Tue Oct 26, 2010 10:37 am   View user's profile Send private message
zendao42



Joined: 05 Sep 2006
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Location: Somewhere in a galaxy near you
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Granted, but you only know the words that'll get you into fights...


I wish my just-over-1-year-old washing machine would
spin out the excess fucking water when it's done cleaning the clothes...
Post Sat Apr 16, 2011 12:56 am   View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
Wonko



Joined: 12 Oct 2006
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Location: ...but it's a hot heat
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Granted: but it's shredded your clothes and is spinning them down the drain as well..



I wish...uhh... I wish...uhh... I wish I were a real boy!
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Post Sun Apr 17, 2011 9:25 pm   View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail
zendao42



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Granted, but now your taxes are past due...

I wish all the banks kept Waffle House hours...
Post Tue Apr 26, 2011 10:57 pm   View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
Vahlee



Joined: 04 Nov 2005
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Location: Not-so-back to school
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Granted, but All the tellers are waffle house waitresses.

I Wish I had a cabin in the woods.
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