Dialects made easy
Here's a fun one. Open another window in your browser, and in that window go to: http://rinkworks.com/dialect/
Go down to "Dialectize a Web Page" and choose the dialect of your choice - jive, valley girl, elmer fudd, whatever. Then paste this URL into the window
//bbs.chrismoore.com/viewtopic.php?t=4352&highlight= (note they supply the "http:" for you) and click the "Dialectize!" button.
Read. And laugh.
For extra credit, figure out how to 'stack' dialects - ie, take a web page that you translate to jive and then the jive to elmer fudd.