So Chris wrote a charming thank you note to some e-mail he received.


As members of the board we would like Art History IV.

Please.

I, for one, skipped the entirety of Chris's rant to just read, "Oh do fuck off, you wanker!"

I was sated.


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As a newbie here, my bare ass is still perched upon a too short pile of AG books and my back is fucking screaming.
Please give these two assholes my e-mail address and I will buy the goddam books from the fuckers.
My back and bare ass thankyouverymuch.

Clearly, everyone is focusing on the flashy issue and missing the important one, (as so often happens.)

I have a friend who very much would like to know, exactly where one might find turtle porn. I 'spose I could pose my query in the "ASk the AG" thread, but I wanted to at least attempt to bring the discussion back to the important issue involved. Anyone who objects can fluffy bunny off. I'm just trying to help a friend.



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I'd send them a letter gushing over their praise and then send them a copy of Boota's book with the assurance that they'll love his writing.

pebbles wrote:

Clearly, everyone is focusing on the flashy issue and missing the important one, (as so often happens.) I have a friend who very much would like to know, exactly where one might find turtle porn. I 'spose I could pose my query in the "ASk the AG" thread, but I wanted to at least attempt to bring the discussion back to the important issue involved. Anyone who objects can fluffy bunny off. I'm just trying to help a friend.

gracie wrote:

I have learned after 40ish years that i should just look thoughtful and say "I'll take that into consideration"

I used to say something similar - "I'll certainly give that all the consideration it deserves." Then one day some bastard listed to it, thought about it, and complained to my boss. He dutifully reamed me out, but some months later confessed he rather liked it.
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zevon wrote:

pebbles wrote: Clearly, everyone is focusing on the flashy issue and missing the important one, (as so often happens.) I have a friend who very much would like to know, exactly where one might find turtle porn. I 'spose I could pose my query in the "ASk the AG" thread, but I wanted to at least attempt to bring the discussion back to the important issue involved. Anyone who objects can fluffy bunny off. I'm just trying to help a friend.

Now, Zevon, that is just ... fucking sick ... it's like barging in on mom and dad going at it and jumping on their backs and saying "I want to play horsie too". My friends daughter did that when they were making another one like her. Besides turtles DON'T fuck. They barely get any fun which is probably why they snap so much. Mom lays the eggs and Dad spews the semen all over them, then buries them in the sand, become hatchlings and run like hell to rush fast enough so they don't get eaten by seagulls. How's that for parental supervision? Now Iguanas may fuck ... I'm not sure.
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Some people are really just too sensitive and if they haven't noticed bad language is cropping up everywhere, even in the public schools. My child learned the word motherfucker when she was four years old, it doesn't mean she goes around saying it all the time.

I know a good therapist that can help them with their wining. His name is Dr. Denis Leary, who's advise is "Shut the fuck up!" MY book had swearing in it" "Shut the fuck up!"[i]

Jillybeans wrote:

Now, Zevon, that is just ... fucking sick ... it's like barging in on mom and dad going at it and jumping on their backs and saying "I want to play horsie too". My friends daughter did that when they were making another one like her. Besides turtles DON'T fuck. They barely get any fun which is probably why they snap so much. Mom lays the eggs and Dad spews the semen all over them, then buries them in the sand, become hatchlings and run like hell to rush fast enough so they don't get eaten by seagulls. How's that for parental supervision? Now Iguanas may fuck ... I'm not sure.

Now this is fucking sick:



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Naked and Famous wrote:

Some people are really just too sensitive and if they haven't noticed bad language is cropping up everywhere, even in the public schools. My child learned the word motherfucker when she was four years old, it doesn't mean she goes around saying it all the time. I know a good therapist that can help them with their wining. His name is Dr. Denis Leary, who's advise is "Shut the fuck up!" MY book had swearing in it" "Shut the fuck up!"[i]

David Cross would have something to say too:

[quote="Jillybeans"] Besides turtles DON'T fuck. They barely get any fun which is probably why they snap so much. Mom lays the eggs and Dad spews the semen all over them, quote]


That's fish, Jilly. Turtles, indeed, do it.

[quote="chris"]

Jillybeans wrote:

Besides turtles DON'T fuck. They barely get any fun which is probably why they snap so much. Mom lays the eggs and Dad spews the semen all over them, quote] That's fish, Jilly. Turtles, indeed, do it.

So do frogs.

I'll never watch Muppets in the same way again.
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