Oh Crhistmas Tree.
My mom lived in Kona for many years. Instead of the tradtional Xmas tree, they decorcated a coffee tree (or bush, plant, whatever it's called.) It was in a pot, and decorated and it was really cute. It didn't smell like ass, and best of all it was still alive. They put it outside, the rains came, it grew, another xmas came, they used it again ... etc. Just, you know, a thought for next year.