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...the male stripping bagels started dropping raisins (I THINK they were raisins) all over the... _________________ "Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
delusional minority and by the mainstream media which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
... the roof of A brand new Ford Focus, this enraged the owner and caused him to go into a fiery rage, He jumped on the roof of his once brand-new looking car, and professed at the top of his lungs "... _________________ My new pet project:
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..."I! I will survive! Just as long as I know how to love, I'm sure to stay alive!" Then he took his padded booties off, climbed down off the car(gingerly, as to avoid... _________________ "Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
delusional minority and by the mainstream media which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
... stepping on the squirrel dressed like a body guard who was dutifully protecting the new focus from any unwanted oncomers). Once the raisins stopped falling the owner looked around and saw a bum on the corner with his hand down the front of his pants. The owner of the focus walked over to the bum and said "... _________________ My new pet project:
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...."Damn, BIG. couldn't you wait till we got home? It's not like.... _________________ "Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
delusional minority and by the mainstream media which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
Thu May 25, 2006 2:40 pm
Sofa
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beagles. The raining-male-strippers/bagels were very fond of the little dogs so much so that... _________________ Yeah, I'm a teenager. So what?
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Gramma`s apple crisp, which was strange, because
Mon May 29, 2006 7:17 am
Sofa
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Grandma had been dead for 12 years. It was so sad how... _________________ Yeah, I'm a teenager. So what?
Mon May 29, 2006 9:09 pm
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he didn't remember the taste of Grandma's food until long past the time he could get any. But then he remembered he had stored her secret recipe book in... _________________
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a little cave in Saudi Arabia, just north of the oil fields, though if he wanted to get it, it would be a very dangerous and treacherous journey. So he decided to go out on a limb and ... _________________ My new pet project:
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