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one slight gust of breeze to...
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for him to fall straight down 5000 feet into a...
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deep, deep tunnel that led straight to...
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the never ending billowing depths of hell. Then suddenly . . .
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...a rabbit appeared, saying, "And lo, tis I, Rankrooptishac of the Prugnorl. Bow down before me or you get no eggs for easter. Forsooth and shit." Almost as soon as he had appeared, he was gone.

"Who was that?" said BIG.

"Wrong number," said a stalagmite.

BIG turned his head and...
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suddenly found himself under the rear bumber of a huge, Brobdingnagian, behemothic, big mother, bulky, colossal, cyclopean, elephantine, enormous, extensive, gargantuan, giant, gigantic, great, gross, humongous, immeasurable, immense, jumbo, king-size, leviathan, lusty, magnificent, mammoth, massive, mighty, monster, monstrous, monumental, mountainous, mungo, outsized, oversized, planetary, prodigious, stupendous, super-colossal, titanic, towering, tremendous, vast, walloping, and whopping . . .
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...particle physicist. His name was Barbeck Symnal and he drove a 1994...
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Ford Focus, which appeared to have strange marks on them which looked exactly like . . .
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a Madonna crying, which lead everyone to think...
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..."nachos". BIG was hungry and finding it hard to carry the weight of a Ford Focus on his shoulders.

"Sorry, old chap," shouted Professor Symnal from his comfortable driving position, his back resting against a multi-brown beaded seat cover.

"No problem," said BIG. He was lying. It was a huge problem, he had a fucking car on top of him.

"Brace yourself!"

"What?"

As panic spread across BIG's face, the Professor played potluck with his gearbox until eventually he found the right combination of clutch and grinding, slipping the Focus into gear. BIG felt searing pain as the car lurched over him. First the front wheels, then the back. The Professor had incorrectly mistaken first gear for reverse.

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....desire me and I feel like...........
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you don't appreciate my...
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brand new shiny . . .
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ripe little tomatoes mounted on
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whole wheat bread? Why...
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