'Change A Letter' game

Take a well-known book or movie. Change the title by one letter - add a letter, delete a letter, change a letter - and then write a synopsis of the new film. Extra points for re-using charater names, actors, authors, or places with similar single-letter changes.

Example: Irates of the Carribean. A mathematics class in Far Tortuga rises in anger when all the hard problems are solved by the janitor and his lover. Stars Orlando Broom as the janitor and Keira Nightie as his mistress.

Go fourth and mis-spell!

One With The Wind- A rather overgrown puppy and a real one. About questions and lingering farts. Starring Fatty Fatty Pork Face and FFPF junior.
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Your religion, you miserable man, begins in your stomach and ends in a lavatory - Nodar Dumbadze

To Bill a Mockingbird.

The story of one credit card company's quest to track down the address of a delinquent mockingbird.
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Quote:

There are three rules for writing the novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are. - W. Somerset Maugham

Fitness
Starring Harrison Ford and Kelly mMcGillis, partners with an Amish exercise studio.

Ill Bill, Parts 1 and 2

The Bribe, disgusted by the former leader of his gang, decides to get revenge by infecting him with a series of diseases.

Dig

Starring Dom Danks....story about a man playing in dirt.
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Book: A garden carried in a pocket. Arabian Proverb

Shaving Private Ryan

I'll let Joe(l) take this one

Vanity Pair

They both so vain the probably think this book is about them.
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Dr Jekyll and Mrs Hyde

They are so guilty they'll think this is about them.
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Your religion, you miserable man, begins in your stomach and ends in a lavatory - Nodar Dumbadze

Madame Ovary.

A woman in mid-1800's France is arrested for providing abortions to middle-class young women.
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Quote:

There are three rules for writing the novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are. - W. Somerset Maugham

Wart of the Worlds: As Earth is invaded by alien tripod fighting warts, one family fights for survival. They find safety in Compound-W.
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"Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind; it doesn't take you anywhere, but it tones up muscles that might." Pratchett

Well being as you included books, and being as this is the World Famous Author Guy website...


Practical Damonkeeping
Chronicles the Red Sox' failed attempt to sign their star center fielder, and the hated Yankees subsequent signing of same.

Coyote Blur
Set in New Mexico, this inspiring book tells the story of Trackster, the legendary king of coyote racing.

Bloodsucking Friends
A heart warming tale of friends going beyond the call, this is the story of Timmy, who was bitten on the penis by a deadly rattlesnake while on a day hike with his best buds in the Mojave Desert.

Island Of The Sequined Lone Nut
Details Lance Armstrong's retirement to a cargo cult island where the only attire is old Liberace costumes which were mysteriously dropped from a shiny two winged God.


The Lost Lizard of Malancholy Cove
The Geico Gecko is stranded and sexually harangued in a Northern California town after his Magellan GPS malfunctions.

Limb
A semi-factual accounting of the lives and times of Miff and Joss, two oak trees which grew up side by side in Christ's time.

Flake
The unauthorized biography of Boardello Cult member dougp.

The Stupidest Angle
A tragic tale of Christmas, zombies, and a young man named Theophicles' struggle with his seventh grade geometry final.

A Dirty Nob
World Famous Author Guy moves to San Francisco and launches a one man crusade to clean up hellhound poop in the exclusive Nob Hill neighborhood.

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You Sock (A Love Story)
Hilarity ensues as Mooch, the kitty from the comic strip "Mutts" , professes his undying affection for his little pink sock.

The Sound and the Furry

Awww, look at the kitty.
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The Adventures of Robin Wood

The merry tail of Robin and his men.
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Book: A garden carried in a pocket. Arabian Proverb

Zevon, you are a god.

Lan Nine From Outer Space. While attempting to install a network in his building, a tech discovers that aliens have beat him to it a number of times. Produced and directed by Red Wood. Co-stars Ampira as the electrical consultant, Fela Lugosi as the Straight Man.

The God, the Bod, and the Fugly. In this joint sequel to Coyote Ugly and Shallow Hal, God decides to punish the audience by making the most handsome man in the world only attractive to really ugly people. Starring Piper Cerabo as the Moose, Bullwinkle as The Bod. Blyth Damner has a cameo as God.

The Fuellists. Ridley Scott directed this atmospheric period piece about the struggle between two kerosene suppliers to be the first to perfect the Molotov Cocktail during the Napoleonic wars. Script by Norman Pailer, technical consulting by Stan Kelly-Bottle.