I concur! I concur!!!! Oh, do try all three and Hustler too.
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gracie wrote:

I think you should pull this and sell it to GQ, Maxium, Playboy, Rolling Stone or some other similar publication. You so funny.

I tried that and no one stepped up. so you guys get it for free.

I’ve been meaning to ask you AG… Do you believe there are Beta Females?
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chris wrote:

gracie wrote: I think you should pull this and sell it to GQ, Maxium, Playboy, Rolling Stone or some other similar publication. You so funny. I tried that and no one stepped up. so you guys get it for free.

How about Amazon Shorts? People will pay 49 cents a copy easy.

Here's the link to the author submission info:[url] http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/feature/-/570212/ref=amb_left-2_67018301_1/103-5237952-0382219[/url]

it says any unpublished work between 2000 and 100000 words. Quick pull the posts.
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I can't wait to hear more. This will explain all the men I'd ever dated. It was a very funny blog.

On the battlefield, you’ll find the Beta Male typing orders rather than giving them, or occasionally wiring explosives to bring down a building, burn up a village, or generally braise an entire population – master of fire, if nothing else...


This would be me... Beta "blow shit the fuck up" Male Extrordinaire... If I couldn't blow it up, it was simply because I was too damn lazy to light the fuse... I was the guy in high school that could take a hand full of over-ripe pieces of fruit and a few illegal mexican fireworks, and turn the biker-bar next door into the Mei Lay Fucking Massacre... I'm the guy, who in high school, built his own rocket launcher, and after a single successful test firing, made several for my friends launchers too, and launched a preemptive strike on a Navy Bar because the drunken sailors that frequented the place knocked over my schwinn... I am every Alpha Males worst nightmare in combat... not because I am some muscle bound testosterone monkey with a gun, but because I can MacGuyver common household objects into some pretty nasty stuff that will blow you stupid monkey ass of the crapper... just for kicks...
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An Alpha male will shoot you.

A Beta male will shoot you in the back.

An Alpha male tries to convince you how lucky you are that he is dating you.

A Beta male feels lucky to be dating you, but then starts to think, "Hey, if I got HER, then I can get someone even BETTER!" Then dumps you, only to find that he was lucky to be dating you. Fucking beta bastards.

And Chris, even funnier than Detroit. Love you!

I never thought of MacGuyver as a Beta Male. Other Beta Males?…
Dr. Who?
Gill Grissom? (CSI)
Einstein?
Sherlock Holmes?
Homer Simpson?
Anyone?? Anyone?????…..

“A Beta male will shoot you in the back.” – Yes…chances are he might miss. Still, after words, he would go and get the girl.

"A Beta male feels lucky to be dating you, but then starts to think, "Hey, if I got HER, then I can get someone even BETTER!" Then dumps you, only to find that he was lucky to be dating you. Fucking beta bastards." - So True! I know a girl who was dumped by her fiance for the same reason. He came back later, after he realized what he had, and they did get married. Go figure?!?
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You call it "stealth charisma" I called it my "aura of studliness." My best friend and I would sit at a table in the cafeteria at college and my blessed aura would attract hotties from all over. They'd never sit with us, talk to us, or even notice we existed, but they'd be at the nearby tables. I could do this without saying a word. I was pretty sure my friend's "aura of repulsion" (his words not mine) was all that kept me from being ravaged on a daily basis.

Maybe I was one of those betas who thought they were alpha...
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Nibbler99 wrote:

I never thought of MacGuyver as a Beta Male. Other

the ultimate beta male... would an alpha male use a stick of bum, a paper clip, and caper to blow his way out of a prison cell???

HELL NO!!!

He would snap the neck of his biggest cell mate, file down the bones from his own pinky toe into a makeshift tooth pick, shiv the guards with a homemade knife and climb over the wall in the middle of the night...

did you NOT read ADJ???
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It’s just that Beta Males tend to rely on luck too. Yes??

“Did I read ADJ?” Certainly I did, Silly Rabbit!
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conspiracies unlimited wrote:

Nibbler99 wrote: I never thought of MacGuyver as a Beta Male. Other the ultimate beta male... would an alpha male use a stick of bum, a paper clip, and caper to blow his way out of a prison cell??? HELL NO!!! He would snap the neck of his biggest cell mate, file down the bones from his own pinky toe into a makeshift tooth pick, shiv the guards with a homemade knife and climb over the wall in the middle of the night... did you NOT read ADJ???

A stick of bum?
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"Alpha males may lead the armies of the world, but it’s the Betas who actually get shit blowed up. "

So effin' true.

And I agree, Macguyver is such a beta.
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I hope part 3 will have an expanded section on gay Betas.
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