Not quite a one liner but...
"Do you ever think about God?"- Tuck
"Look you are going to need to know about this stuff if you get into trouble. Kinda, like checking fuel gauges if you know what I mean." - Jake
"Look I heard every word you said. This seemed important all of a sudden, you know?" -Tuck
" Well, in that case, Tuck, yes I do think about God sometimes. When I am with a really hot babe, and we are going at it like sweaty monkeys, I think about it then. I think about an old pissed off Sistine Chapel finger-pointin' motherfucker. ANd you know what? it works. You don't come when you are thinking about shit like that. " -Jake