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Did you ever come up with an idea so bad you had to try it? Well, don't try this:

ORANGE JELLO
ORANGE MAD DOG
JAGERMEISTER
GUMMY WORMS
Use the Mad Dog instead of water to make the jello, adding about a shot of Jagermeister. Pour into small plastic cups. Add the gummy worms after it cools a little but before it sets completely.

Now if somebody offers you one of these, what do you say?
"HELL NO!"
That's what we called them (you might use a different 4-letter word). The worst part was that they didn't taste nearly as bad as they sound...until we tried what was leftover a week later. But it's still not the worst thing I've ever tasted (see below).

The absolute worst idea EVER is mixing Mezcal & Kool-aid. DO NOT do that, no matter how much it seems like a good idea at the time, even if you already have both things on hand & have had success mixing the Kool-aid with rum to make snow cones. Just trust me on this one- it tastes so bad you have to get everybody around you to taste it, just to make sure you're not imagining that it's the worst thing you've ever tasted.

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I just remembered another bad idea that I had about 10 years ago that sounded like it would be good.

I made a peanut butter sandwich & put about 6 Hershey's miniatures on it. It didn't taste bad, just not as good as I thought it would- but it gave me the shakes afterward! Too much sugar or caffeine, I don't know, but I never tried that again!

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