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  Topic: The Griff is a Graphic Novel Now?!
Joelibris

Replies: 13
Views: 4386

PostForum: News and Noise   Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2010 3:49 pm   Subject: The Griff is a Graphic Novel Now?!
Sarcastic lightning...now that'd be a bitchin' superpower!
  Topic: Feral Cats. There's a reason they're called feral...
Joelibris

Replies: 41
Views: 7189

PostForum: News and Noise   Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2010 10:22 am   Subject: Feral Cats. There's a reason they're called feral...
Watch out for cat scratch fever, FC. Low grade fever, and lymph node infection.













So if you get a swollen groin, gimme a call. If its a lymph node, call the doctor.
  Topic: The Griff is a Graphic Novel Now?!
Joelibris

Replies: 13
Views: 4386

PostForum: News and Noise   Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2010 10:16 am   Subject: The Griff is a Graphic Novel Now?!
Disney was going to send me to one of his seminars when they were considering puttting me on contract back in the 90s. (Before they realized that I don't play well with others.)

Is that why the Dis ...
  Topic: The Griff is a Graphic Novel Now?!
Joelibris

Replies: 13
Views: 4386

PostForum: News and Noise   Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2010 3:20 pm   Subject: The Griff is a Graphic Novel Now?!
Just saw it on Amazon, penned by the AG due out Feb. 22. Who knew about this?
  Topic: world's angriest vagina (cuz i know f.c. loves this pic)
Joelibris

Replies: 16
Views: 3801

PostForum: News and Noise   Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2010 12:04 pm   Subject: world's angriest vagina (cuz i know f.c. loves this pic)
Need to make that pic more detailed, than have it go viral on the net. The ranks of my kind will go up exponentially! Muwhahahaha!!!!
  Topic: Hey there, y'all!
Joelibris

Replies: 18
Views: 5115

PostForum: News and Noise   Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 1:53 pm   Subject: Hey there, y'all!
Hey Katy, Jenny, Jeanne! MrE, it's a freakin' bazooka, and requires BOTH hands!
  Topic: Hey there, y'all!
Joelibris

Replies: 18
Views: 5115

PostForum: News and Noise   Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 12:39 pm   Subject: Hey there, y'all!
I'll try to stick around a bit more
  Topic: Hello from Michigan
Joelibris

Replies: 45
Views: 26082

PostForum: Who's Who   Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 12:05 am   Subject: Hello from Michigan
I hope you ladies paid the cover charge, remember there is a 2 drink minimum and dont forget to tip the waitstaff

OK Joe lets get this show onna road, ferget that warming nonsense I'll take it like ...
  Topic: Hey there, y'all!
Joelibris

Replies: 18
Views: 5115

PostForum: News and Noise   Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2010 5:41 pm   Subject: Hey there, y'all!
I'll never die.
  Topic: Hey there, y'all!
Joelibris

Replies: 18
Views: 5115

PostForum: News and Noise   Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2010 5:30 pm   Subject: Hey there, y'all!
so, whats the news around here?
  Topic: Hey there, y'all!
Joelibris

Replies: 18
Views: 5115

PostForum: News and Noise   Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2010 4:54 pm   Subject: Hey there, y'all!
Glad to see ya 'round, Dude. Very Happy

Fuck, how'd you know I gained weight?
  Topic: Hello from Michigan
Joelibris

Replies: 45
Views: 26082

PostForum: Who's Who   Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2010 3:20 pm   Subject: Hello from Michigan
Sorry for the absence, folks. I was waiting for Wal-mart to stock something other than KY for the searches. They now carry Wet. Your choice, Jinxted: regular or warming. I'd go with the warming, cuten ...
  Topic: Hey there, y'all!
Joelibris

Replies: 18
Views: 5115

PostForum: News and Noise   Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2010 3:15 pm   Subject: Hey there, y'all!
Been workin', been writing, been abstinent.
  Topic: Put down the coffee or soda or any other sprayable item...
Joelibris

Replies: 6
Views: 1896

PostForum: News and Noise   Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 2:27 am   Subject: Put down the coffee or soda or any other sprayable item...
poor guy hasn't been laid in a while. that's the worst case of blue balls i've ever seen!

Either that or his friends painted them after an all-night bender on papaya juice.


I shoe-polished a ...
  Topic: I want to be a Zombie in a AG Movie :The Petition
Joelibris

Replies: 17
Views: 4409

PostForum: News and Noise   Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 10:53 pm   Subject: I want to be a Zombie in a AG Movie :The Petition

How about moi as Casting Director? (I already have a couch Twisted Evil )

You gonna be casting the guys as well, or will you let joe handle that task?

Excellent ideer! Joe is the Man for men! : ...
 
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