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  Topic: nom sequitur
Watching The Wheels

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PostForum: News and Noise   Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 7:49 pm   Subject: nom sequitur
Since this board is dead, can you confirm or deny a deeply held suspicion I've had for years?

You're Tom Robbins, right? And this is what you do for fun?

No one is this oddly poetic.
  Topic: Hey, where's... ?
Watching The Wheels

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Views: 19220

PostForum: News and Noise   Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2013 10:38 pm   Subject: Hey, where's... ?
Wish I had something awesome to report: still single, not appearing on the next 'So You Can Think You Can Dance', fighting demonic bears with laser eyes... so, you know, the usual!
  Topic: Has anyone noticed?
Watching The Wheels

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Views: 7083

PostForum: News and Noise   Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2013 10:21 pm   Subject: Has anyone noticed?
*repeatedly taps two high-pitched notes on a piano* "They hate it when you do this. Also, the Starland Vocal Band."
  Topic: *lurk*
Watching The Wheels

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Views: 7155

PostForum: News and Noise   Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2013 10:14 pm   Subject: *lurk*
Oh, God! Why didn't you knock before entering!?!?!
  Topic: OH HAI! what you crazy kids been up to!?
Watching The Wheels

Replies: 36
Views: 15107

PostForum: News and Noise   Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 7:03 pm   Subject: OH HAI! what you crazy kids been up to!?
Thanks for the tips all! I like the idea that my next 5 weekends will be spent making and eating different variations of Bloody Mary-ed deviled eggs. (This is all in preparation for a Bloody-Mary comp ...
  Topic: OH HAI! what you crazy kids been up to!?
Watching The Wheels

Replies: 36
Views: 15107

PostForum: News and Noise   Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 9:02 pm   Subject: OH HAI! what you crazy kids been up to!?
Non. The recipe as stated above is (without possible future suggestions) tried and true. Tomato Paste adds zero creaminess. Tomato Paste and Cooked Yolk = Cement. I have a picture of my first batch of ...
  Topic: and now for something completely different
Watching The Wheels

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Views: 10832

PostForum: News and Noise   Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 6:24 pm   Subject: and now for something completely different
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  Topic: OH HAI! what you crazy kids been up to!?
Watching The Wheels

Replies: 36
Views: 15107

PostForum: News and Noise   Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 6:21 pm   Subject: OH HAI! what you crazy kids been up to!?
Just drinking my body weight in Miller Lites, working for the man.


As for recipes, I've been working on Bloody Mary Deviled Eggs recipe: here's what I got so far

6 eggs (hard-boiled, yada, ya ...
  Topic: 10 Worst Book Covers
Watching The Wheels

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Views: 3400

PostForum: News and Noise   Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 6:02 pm   Subject: Re: 10 Worst Book Covers
I like that the "How to Avoid Big Ships" cover shows that it's the second edition. Were there possibly some things they missed in the first?

"Added to pg. 53 in this edition: 'GET TH ...
  Topic: Stupid people who are Canadian and how they hate me
Watching The Wheels

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PostForum: News and Noise   Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 5:54 pm   Subject: Stupid people who are Canadian and how they hate me
Huzzah!

I have nothing to add.
To be fair, I think this was true for everyone, roughly, 216 pages ago Smile
  Topic: existence
Watching The Wheels

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Views: 3434

PostForum: News and Noise   Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 5:53 pm   Subject: existence
Sorry, but you were flat on the fifth note.
  Topic: question
Watching The Wheels

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Views: 3756

PostForum: News and Noise   Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 5:28 pm   Subject: question
I can only answer on the subject of insects, and that's: "Out of my apartment."

The Astrologer says, "O King. Within seven days you will die. And as your soul shall enter the nether ...
  Topic: Remember the "In my pants" game?
Watching The Wheels

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Views: 1782

PostForum: News and Noise   Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 5:15 pm   Subject: Remember the "In my pants" game?
I guess these sort of criminals are easy to spot when their pants start vibrating and they start grabbing at their crotch, falling to their knees while screaming: "OH MY GOD, WHY?! UNDER WHAT CIR ...
  Topic: Neal Schon Leaves a Message for Tareq Salahi
Watching The Wheels

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Views: 2664

PostForum: Fan Fiction Here   Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2011 2:56 pm   Subject: Neal Schon Leaves a Message for Tareq Salahi
Journey Guitarist Neal Schon Leaves a Message on Tareq Salahi's Answering Machine


"Hello, Tareq? It's me, Neal -- Neal Schon. You may know me as the lead guitarist from Journey. Or you may k ...
  Topic: Places you Love
Watching The Wheels

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Views: 5499

PostForum: News and Noise   Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2011 9:29 pm   Subject: Places you Love
Geographically, I live in a swamp.

Politically, I live in the *happiest* place in the world.
*grumble, grumble, grumble.*

Evidently the British did not do a good enough job of burning this plac ...
 
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