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  Topic: Stay or go?
Woof!

Replies: 54
Views: 22636

PostForum: News and Noise   Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2005 7:25 pm   Subject: Stay or go?
Hells yes.

It's not like airplanes are going to go out of style the moment you land in Detroit. I mean, if they did, you'd have a much bigger problem, you know?

You could never wear your Sopwit ...
  Topic: NPR? ... who yells "CLEAR"?
Woof!

Replies: 3
Views: 2868

PostForum: Blog Comments   Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 6:49 pm   Subject: NPR? ... who yells "CLEAR"?
No, no, no. You're thinking of CPR. NPR is National Pineapple Radio.

Dude. I think you've confused your TLAs. CPR is Canadian Public Radio. You know, the one hosted by Bullwinkle and Alanis? Th ...
  Topic: I would eat this...
Woof!

Replies: 2
Views: 1476

PostForum: Weird News   Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2004 11:52 am   Subject: I would eat this...
Part of what makes a burger delicious is knowing that something died to feed me. I like that. Some times, while I'll slathering my ketchup across the patty, I imagine I can hear a forlorn mooing in ...
  Topic: gasp gasp gasp!
Woof!

Replies: 10
Views: 5423

PostForum: Who's Who   Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2004 12:06 pm   Subject: gasp gasp gasp!
I like this thread. It's totally insane. Chaos is the best.
  Topic: Birds eye view??
Woof!

Replies: 2
Views: 1699

PostForum: Weird News   Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2004 1:54 pm   Subject: Birds eye view??
That rocked. Very cool. I'd love to see that on a giant screen.

Nice post.
  Topic: Word of wisdom from Chris
Woof!

Replies: 7
Views: 4278

PostForum: Old Books   Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2004 12:00 pm   Subject: Word of wisdom from Chris
What's the "W" stand for?

Wiznowski
  Topic: Xtra xtra, read all about it: Police dog eats man's junk
Woof!

Replies: 18
Views: 5561

PostForum: Weird News   Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 5:30 pm   Subject: Re: Hey HDM
Piffle. I eat a man's junk all the time. OOPS! Uh. Ahem. Please disregard previous statement... Twisted Evil

You can stay....

Yup...

Yeah, most definately...

You certainly know how to ingrati ...
  Topic: Corrupted Wish Game
Woof!

Replies: 439
Views: 75554

PostForum: Lists, Quizzes and Best Of   Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 3:36 pm   Subject: Corrupted Wish Game
You aren't at work. You've spent the day shaving the hairy man-monkeys and weaving a merkin for your internet friend. The stirups are a nice touch.


I wish the monkeys would spend more time with ...
  Topic: Huh, talk about screwing the pooch...
Woof!

Replies: 23
Views: 9594

PostForum: Weird News   Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 6:57 am   Subject: Huh, talk about screwing the pooch...
So long as no one says age/sex/location/breed in a chat, I'm not going to worry too much.
  Topic: Huh, talk about screwing the pooch...
Woof!

Replies: 23
Views: 9594

PostForum: Weird News   Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 5:15 pm   Subject: Re: Poor Ass-Fucked Dog
lIt's damned if I do, damned if I don't with you, Woof! Wink


Nice choice of subject. Laughing


There's no way it's normal to ream out a puppy. I think this is less criminal than it is d ...
  Topic: Corrupted Wish Game
Woof!

Replies: 439
Views: 75554

PostForum: Lists, Quizzes and Best Of   Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 5:05 pm   Subject: Corrupted Wish Game
The clowns do stop giving you the death stare. Now they're giving you the death wedgie.


I wish I could do the Vulcan nerve pinch.
  Topic: Huh, talk about screwing the pooch...
Woof!

Replies: 23
Views: 9594

PostForum: Weird News   Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2004 7:37 pm   Subject: Re: Yuck
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I'm amazed by the ambiguity in your post, Lara. Really, I'd have expected you to have a stro ...
  Topic: Corrupted Wish Game
Woof!

Replies: 439
Views: 75554

PostForum: Lists, Quizzes and Best Of   Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2004 3:24 pm   Subject: Corrupted Wish Game
The wind doesn't blow for the Christmas Stroll tonight. It fucking sucks.


I wish I was the King of America.
  Topic: Corrupted Wish Game
Woof!

Replies: 439
Views: 75554

PostForum: Lists, Quizzes and Best Of   Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 10:16 pm   Subject: Corrupted Wish Game
You don't have to change the strings on your guitar. You've never had strings on your guitar. Those were rather tensile "gifts" from the spider-monkeys that drop by your place.


I wish I were He ...
  Topic: Corrupted Wish Game
Woof!

Replies: 439
Views: 75554

PostForum: Lists, Quizzes and Best Of   Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 10:02 pm   Subject: Corrupted Wish Game
You do have more motivation. Mostly because a freak accident between your chi and a potted planet results in your head catching fire.


I wish the Spanish Channel was in English.
 
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