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the Canucks are coming the canuks are coming!!
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what shall I do?
Accept and live in harmony the way they do?
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use my alpha instincs to take the throne?
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RTFM
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go back to rule 17 I will not order my right hand man to kill the half brother who is to usurpe my throne, I will do it myself!
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KITTYYYYYY!!! *canuck falls over dead*
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Curly



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Location: Somewhere in the middle of nowhere where I was raised. My only problem is when the monsters are out.
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Hey sis, I miss ya two! I know bnl is from canadia, and I only used one bad word, and she's read it! Ha! Smile Twisted Evil Smile Twisted Evil

I gotta go there's a canadian at camp and I'm hiding! Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Mad Shocked Mad Crying or Very sad Shocked
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FattyFattyPorkFace



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Klari wrote:
Um, Curly, I'm telling Mom about your language.

And you do realize your favorite band is from next door to Ottawa, right?



Hey kid, I miss ya!


Oh come on...so he said canadia once or twice. Don't tell on him. Geez, you're mean.
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Curly



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See? I'm not the only one who thinks so am I?

Umm, don't look, No! don't move either, there's a canadian behind u!
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RedOrcaMoon



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conspiracies unlimited wrote:
RedOrcaMoon wrote:
he is coming directly from canadia (and mom is screaming at me to not call it canadia) and going to bring "Love and Peace" to this house


1) don't listen to your mother... and when he gets there, be sure to say canadia as often as possible...

2) he's from canadia, they don't know anything about peace and love...

3) remind him that baby seals are our friends and then kick him in the shin just before hurling a pair of chinchillas at his dome...
hey CU... if I get slapped from mom for saying canadia what does tat mean?

and I cant quite hurl a chinchlla at him, but I can however... hurl a baby seal plushie at him Twisted Evil I have one that sounds like a seal! its a harbour seal. really cute too. or we could take an orca and beat him with it! Pazuzu (the one from the pic) or Kev, wouldnt mind hitting people at all. in fact they only eat seals if they cant find any fish at the time. (yeah I made that up for them.)
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Paul R



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What is Canadia supposed to mean anyway?

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conspiracies unlimited



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you're right orca, we all know how they treat baby seals, what's to keep them from abusing your poor chinchillas... ok, hurl plushy seals at him...
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RedOrcaMoon, if you get slapped for saying canadia you need to be living elsewhere.
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Curly



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I agree with Ginjg. Anyone deprived of being able to say canadia needs to move to our CM shelter (we don't have 1 but we should!). and only be allowed to read CM books, and the authors that Chris likes. there will be one more rule at least. No trumpet players or viola, or canadians.
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RedOrcaMoon



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ok well I now have a wooden katana... this should be some improvement.


and if I move to an AG shelter, then can I still read other books too? like my comics and maybe A.A Milne, and E,H, shepard, or megatokyo? or anything else that I tend to get my hands on?



btw otakon Day 1 was kick ass!! I got three autographs and only about 86 pics for day one. not too many cosplays I wanted to get pics of today. buit tomorrow I will get some good ones. I found a person playing as Dizzy... I am now happy.


and a jack sparrow and a Jar of dirt... that made me smile so much.
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I am curious but what does RTFM mean?

and is there some way to figure out what all of these things mean so i can stop asking.

Kilgore.
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Kilgore wrote:
I am curious but what does RTFM mean?

and is there some way to figure out what all of these things mean so i can stop asking.

Kilgore.


RTFM = Read The Fucking Manual
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Oh and try www.urbandictionary.com
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Thanks

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Kilgore wrote:
Thanks

kilgore


You are most welcome.
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