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Amigo
Joined: 25 Aug 2006
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A.J. Roberts wrote: |
Is anal probing involved? If so, I can't, got a doctor's note and everything, it reads, "No Anal Probing"  |
Never fear, Adam. I, too, am new here (8/25/06), and have been thoroughly "explored" for contraband (Ann Coulter material, especially, is grounds for lifetime banishment from the Boardello).
Joelibris is very adept, and his blend of K-Y and Anbesol makes the experience quite um, er scintillating.
Just relax, push out, and it will be over before you want it to be...I mean before you know it.
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Wed Sep 13, 2006 5:38 am |
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Lukaret

Joined: 28 Aug 2005
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Location: ... Hell. No wait... make that GP, Texas, that's about the same thing. |
Amigo wrote: |
A.J. Roberts wrote: |
Is anal probing involved? If so, I can't, got a doctor's note and everything, it reads, "No Anal Probing"  |
Never fear, Adam. I, too, am new here (8/25/06), and have been thoroughly "explored" for contraband (Ann Coulter material, especially, is grounds for lifetime banishment from the Boardello).
Joelibris is very adept, and his blend of K-Y and Anbesol makes the experience quite um, er scintillating.
Just relax, push out, and it will be over before you want it to be...I mean before you know it.
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Wed Sep 13, 2006 5:49 am |
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Amigo
Joined: 25 Aug 2006
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Kianu wrote: |
I was at a Ladies Poker Night, ha poker, get it? Any way, the goils were talking, and one went on about her fiance's pentient for anal sex when she's been drinking- relaxes her enough- and that she anticipated an anal probing that night. She was rather graphic about the ins and outs of anal sex, thus my bystander knowledge. |
Ah-ha, I see, second-hand anal sex knowledge was fresh in your mind. And here I thought perhaps you had been reading stories at the Nifty Archive...oh well.
I must say, however, your friend is probably in for an interesting marriage if she submits so easily to her future husbands "penchants" (as long as he keeps her well "lubricated," of course).
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