A.J. Roberts wrote:

Is anal probing involved? If so, I can't, got a doctor's note and everything, it reads, "No Anal Probing"

Never fear, Adam. I, too, am new here (8/25/06), and have been thoroughly "explored" for contraband (Ann Coulter material, especially, is grounds for lifetime banishment from the Boardello).

Joelibris is very adept, and his blend of K-Y and Anbesol makes the experience quite um, er scintillating.

Just relax, push out, and it will be over before you want it to be...I mean before you know it.

Welcome!

Amigo wrote:

A.J. Roberts wrote: Is anal probing involved? If so, I can't, got a doctor's note and everything, it reads, "No Anal Probing" Never fear, Adam. I, too, am new here (8/25/06), and have been thoroughly "explored" for contraband (Ann Coulter material, especially, is grounds for lifetime banishment from the Boardello). Joelibris is very adept, and his blend of K-Y and Anbesol makes the experience quite um, er scintillating. Just relax, push out, and it will be over before you want it to be...I mean before you know it. Welcome!

That's the spirit!!!!
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Amigo wrote:

Just relax, push out, and it will be over before you want it to be...I mean before you know it. Welcome!

Spoken like a man with experience.

Welcome A.J. Don't drop the soap!! Well, unless you want to.
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Thanks again to all the welcomings, such a friendly community - anal probing/rectal exploration aside.

I broke down yesterday and purchased myself a copy of Lamb, which I shall be reading soon
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Welcome A.J. Nice submission to the H&HC as well.

And a hearty welcome to the other any other new faces that showed up in this thread, unless I have already welcomed you at another time.
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Welcome, A.J., from one newbie to another!
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Kianu wrote:

Amigo wrote: Just relax, push out, and it will be over before you want it to be...I mean before you know it. Welcome! Spoken like a man with experience. Welcome A.J. Don't drop the soap!! Well, unless you want to.

LOL! My lips (and cheeks) are sealed.

And then there's the question, "Just how much does Kianu know about this, and how was it learned?!"

I was at a Ladies Poker Night, ha poker, get it? Any way, the goils were talking, and one went on about her fiance's pentient for anal sex when she's been drinking- relaxes her enough- and that she anticipated an anal probing that night. She was rather graphic about the ins and outs of anal sex, thus my bystander knowledge.
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Kianu wrote:

I was at a Ladies Poker Night, ha poker, get it? Any way, the goils were talking, and one went on about her fiance's pentient for anal sex when she's been drinking- relaxes her enough- and that she anticipated an anal probing that night. She was rather graphic about the ins and outs of anal sex, thus my bystander knowledge.

Ah-ha, I see, second-hand anal sex knowledge was fresh in your mind. And here I thought perhaps you had been reading stories at the Nifty Archive...oh well.

I must say, however, your friend is probably in for an interesting marriage if she submits so easily to her future husbands "penchants" (as long as he keeps her well "lubricated," of course).

I don't think she's submitting so easily if she has to be hammered to back up for him, and she drank quite a bit of fortifying wine to "lubricate" the passage. But there's a give and take in any marriage. He gets reemed at the end of every month as she doesn't work and has an appetite for fine wine, oysters and Prada.
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A.J. Roberts wrote:

Is anal probing involved? If so, I can't, got a doctor's note and everything, it reads, "No Anal Probing"

I have no doubt you are a really nice person, but the question re: anal proing? I can neither confirm nor deny, but re-state the axiom, if you have to ask . . .

I failed to mention in my first post, that on Thursdays I'm actually a really nice potato, as aposed to a person.

Don't ask how a potato can type.

And for those that would immediately reply asking how a potato can type, I shall save you the trouble by informing you that it is by telekinesis and gummy bears.
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