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junglejulie



Joined: 18 Oct 2006
Posts: 32
Location: Canada
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hello. my name is julie and im a newb.

umm i'm 27 turning 28 on Oct 30th.. the fact that my birthday is the day before halloween makes me that much cooler.

i collect lawn gnomes much to my husbands horror. i have 2 cats. Norma and Tori. they like to eat menthol cigarettes whenever they can manage to open your purse and fish them out one by one. i like watching pigeons.. mostly cos they poop on everything very non discriminantly and i like that.. theres nothing like watching a yuppy go completely beserk cos a pigeon just took a shit all over his BMW.

i've only read 3 CM books but after A Dirty Job i realized that i must read every one. my mission.
and ummm.. i work in a candy store..

Post Wed Oct 18, 2006 5:18 pm   View user's profile Send private message
Kianu



Joined: 07 Nov 2005
Posts: 1974
Location: Third rock from the sun.
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Welcome Julie. Please read the rules, get nekkid, pull up a stack of CM books, and get to posting. The Strip Search team will be along shortly. They're mostly gentle, but if you don't get to the bathroom soon, it could get a bit messy.
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Post Wed Oct 18, 2006 5:43 pm   View user's profile Send private message
junglejulie



Joined: 18 Oct 2006
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Location: Canada
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i'm Canadian so i feel as tho my life is in great danger around here...

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Lukaret



Joined: 28 Aug 2005
Posts: 1589
Location: ... Hell. No wait... make that GP, Texas, that's about the same thing.
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Kianu wrote:
They're mostly gentle, but if you don't get to the bathroom soon, it could get a bit messy.
Wise words. Very wise. But welcome! Hope you enjoy our insanity!
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Ginjg



Joined: 04 Sep 2004
Posts: 6617
Location: Los Angeles
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junglejulie wrote:
i'm Canadian so i feel as tho my life is in great danger around here...


Please note:

Being canadian is an aberation that you either have or don't have. It has little to do with allegence, place of birth or physical location.

Very few of the boardello denizens north of the border are actually canadian. Mostly everyone here is of the Mooron Fruitbat Divi persuasion.
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junglejulie



Joined: 18 Oct 2006
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Location: Canada
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Shocked i need to work on my vocab apparently.

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Kianu



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Location: Third rock from the sun.
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Mental clarity really improves once one has relieved themselves in a timely manner. Please run, don't walk, to the nearest bathroom. Your bouncing bladder girl is going to pop an o-ring.
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Post Wed Oct 18, 2006 7:56 pm   View user's profile Send private message
Lib



Joined: 16 Apr 2004
Posts: 3423
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Welcome, junglejulie!

We're so glad that you decided to join the boardello. Isn't it interesting that you work in a candy store. We loooove chocolate.

jj, I must say personally, you're my favorite newbie. I bet you'll reach Diva status in no time.

If by some chance you want to send me chocolate, just let me know.

***innocent look, trying to appear not to be sucking up to newbie for a cocoa fix***
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Post Thu Oct 19, 2006 8:13 am   View user's profile Send private message
FattyFattyPorkFace



Joined: 10 Aug 2004
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Location: Michigan
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Welcome.
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fortune cookie



Joined: 18 Mar 2006
Posts: 10534
Location: Easy street
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Welcome JJ!
Since you work in a candy store.
I guess the line, "Want some candy little girl?" Isn't gonna work.
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Post Thu Oct 19, 2006 11:55 am   View user's profile Send private message
junglejulie



Joined: 18 Oct 2006
Posts: 32
Location: Canada
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what a friendly board!
the only way i'll mail chocolate is if someone trades me for an ass scan.. theres nothing quite like an ass spread across a scanner to brighten ones day.. but until then i'll just taunt you all with my candy connections.

its PEE PEE TIME!

Post Thu Oct 19, 2006 1:59 pm   View user's profile Send private message
zendao42



Joined: 05 Sep 2006
Posts: 13570
Location: Somewhere in a galaxy near you
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You know, you may just get more ass scans than you can handle...
I would have held out for a book trade- but that's just me.
Anyway, it's only a couple of weeks until Halloween- got something for us trick-or-treaters? Some of us know some neat tricks...

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Katy O



Joined: 29 Mar 2004
Posts: 5127
Location: DFW Metroplex - TX
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I won't ass scan for candy; however, I will do just about anything for potato chips/cheesy poofs.

Pee Pee Time ranks right up there at the top of my list of favorite avatars!
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pee-at-the-pump, you still have to go inside the store.

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junglejulie



Joined: 18 Oct 2006
Posts: 32
Location: Canada
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zendao42 - well hot diggity damn!! i must be in the right place. but your right.. i shoulda held out. what can i say, i'm easy?
( i'm sure i'll regret that last statement later )

Katy O - all i have is a few boxes of kraft dinner kicking around.

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