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chris Site Admin
Joined: 02 Mar 2004
Posts: 3833
Location: People Republic of Northern California
Post your new wazerds here, my nizzles.
Swut I'm talkin' about.
Tue Oct 05, 2004 2:28 am
Lauren
Joined: 07 Mar 2004
Posts: 1582
Location: Massachusetts
We discussed the joys of "asshat" on the old board. Variations upon it: assclown, assmonkey. But asshat is the best of them all.
Favorite acronym: OMGWTF?! (Oh my god, what the fuck?!) An expression usually following a stupid declaration or an absurd bit of logic.
(If I may hop into politics for just a sec):
Bush: You forgot Poland.
Me, watching at home: OMGWTF?!
Sometimes, if you're on a forum or a chat with someone who insists on not only making stupid comments, but using netspeak, you can add in a little BBQ:
Whiny chat bitch: n then I wuz like do uc wut im sayin n he wuz liek but ur 2 kewl n i said...
Me: OMGWTFBBQ?! _________________ Well, I guess you left me with some feathers in my hand.
Tue Oct 05, 2004 6:38 am
smartnfunnyfem
Joined: 30 Mar 2004
Posts: 158
Location: West Chicago, IL (about 35 miles west of Chicago to be precise)
Gawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwd!
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Tue Oct 05, 2004 6:52 am
Hillary
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 1767
Hey Chris
I'm pettier than you are and cannot stop myself from name calling. So without further ado:
YOU DOUCHEWAFFLE!
HA!
Tue Oct 05, 2004 2:49 pm
Timmy
Joined: 04 Oct 2004
Posts: 25
Location: Alabama... the Armpit of the Universe
Oooooohhh, Hillary, I must say that's a very nice use of the word DOUCHEWAFFLE in a sentence. I was looking for just that kind of assistance in using my newfound vernacular. Heh heh heh...... _________________ A Liberal living in the Deep South. Need I say more? Anyone for a round of persecution?
Tue Oct 05, 2004 2:51 pm
Timmy
Joined: 04 Oct 2004
Posts: 25
Location: Alabama... the Armpit of the Universe
Chris....
In actuality, the only thing that I use in my daily life to any extent is an acronym that my business partner and I devised. T.O.A.D. Really rolls off the toungue. Typically Offensive Asshole Drivel. Down here in Alabama, the "good-old-boys" continually make this one re-appear. You know, "Yep, board meeting all day and it was all very TOAD." That kind of thing..... _________________ A Liberal living in the Deep South. Need I say more? Anyone for a round of persecution?
i heard a good word the other day when i was watching an old episode of The Sopranos.....Tony was doing what Tony does and he called the girl a Wackado....LOL....new one to me
Tue Oct 05, 2004 9:18 pm
Hillary
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 1767
Fuckwadage
The act of being a Fuckwad. Takes talent, that.
Tue Oct 05, 2004 9:23 pm
Xanderesque Man
Joined: 02 Jun 2004
Posts: 19
Location: Maine
So we're all posting words we use in our own vernaculars?
There are more phrases then words invented for my dialect of English(Ryan Speak.) But I'll share what I can off the top of my head for both.
Derfwad: I'm not even sure what this word means, but it's not a compliment.
Mimeousity: How quiet a person is. Their level of comparison to a mime.
Cricket Moment: A moment when something so shocking, confusing, or just downright stupid happens that if you were in a movie everything would cease and you would hear the crickets chirping.
The Butterfly: Usually used in a context such as "It's the Butterfly." A colloqualism relating to the so called Butterfly Effect. A reference to a coincidence or randomness.
Hypothetisizing: To be pondering hypothetically.
Half Fulling It: To "Half Full" something is a reference to addressing a situation or person with optimism (the glass is half full.)
Half Emptying It: Pretty much the opposite of that last question.
Cake and Pie: Combines the colloqualisms "Easy as cake" and "Peice of pie" in reference to something requiring little effort.
Brit: To "Brit" someone is a rather unkind reference to one of my exes. Describes on again, off again relationships.
Supernatural Thread: In context, something such as "You just Supernatural Threaded me." A reference to a thread on another site to which I belong in which a debate over the existence of the paranormal included much lacking of logic, most often in the form of missing obvious details or overlooking obvious facts.
HRMOG: This is a rather amusing acronym-Hot Run Me Over Girl. It's a reference to an incident in which I was almost run over by one of my neighbors, whose name I didn't know. She quickly acquired the aforementioned nick name.
Cry Buffy: A reference to Buffy Summers of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. It's an illusion to someone's being whiny and self involved.
Super Poof: When someone disappears faster then seems logical or possible (I just like the word poof. lol)
Troll Alert: Usually used in context such as "Don't make me sound the Troll Alert." It's a warning of verbal lashing to ensue on trolls.
Agubwah: A description of something that's worse then bad can really describe.
Terminal Smart-ass-ousity: A mallady I myself am stricken with. The inability to keep from making smart ass comments when the opportunity presents itself.
Swoon Worthy: A female worthy of being swooned over.
Drool Worthy: See above. Replace the word "swooned" with the word "drooled."
Stepfordian: A reference to sickening perfection. Such as in Stepford (Stepford Wives.)
Grrness: An expression of anger or annoyance of course.
That's just a small portion of Ryan Speak. Not even one percent. It's a strange and random dialect of English and sometimes it scares me. lol
On The Up Side, You Did Kill The Bench. Which Was Looking Kind Of Shifty.
Ryan _________________ "Sometimes the guy quoting scripture is the villain of the peice. Sometimes the guy in the black hat is the hero. Your darkness. It defines your light."-Hush (Ashes to Ashes)
Wed Oct 06, 2004 3:53 am
Tal
Joined: 21 May 2004
Posts: 1692
Location: Not Massachusetts
Tool = a dick. Penis. (As in my chemistry professor is such a tool. He gave homework over the long weekend!)
Fuckstick = see fuckwad. _________________ "Doug's okay." - Deb.
Wed Oct 06, 2004 6:25 am
FattyFattyPorkFace
Joined: 10 Aug 2004
Posts: 6381
Location: Michigan
My words....
I have one or two words that I use regularly; some I have made up and some I have borrowed from English dialects all over my lounge and beyond.
Prolly - It means probably but it's quicker to type.
Pooter - A computer.
Pants - It means that something is rubbish, garbage, not very good...as in,
. Me: I saw a film last night.
. Bob: Was it good?
. Me: No. It was pants.
Fucksticks - Expletive used to imply frustration and annoyance...such as driving all the way to the store only to find you forgot your wallet.
Wrong - Many people use this as I do so I'm sure you understand what I mean...for example, "I saw someone lick shit off their fingers...it was wrong...so many kinds of wrong."
Fablewhore - A mythical creature of many a man's dreams. A person you find irresistible who is all over you and makes all the moves but isn't the local bike. It doesn't exist. Often used in a phrase like, "She's so gorgeous. If only she were a fablewhore."
Bubble - As in, "You're such a bubble." Describes a person of the utmost contempt...like someone who spills your beer.
There are others but that's enough for now. _________________ Twitter: jefftunes
Wed Oct 06, 2004 7:25 am
kjs237
Joined: 22 May 2004
Posts: 76
Location: Colorado Springs, CO
I have a couple of favorites:
Jackhole – A person who is both a Jack Ass and an Asshole. Used in a sentence “The Asshat driving the red car in front of me is a total Jackhole.”
Suckfest – An event or situation that sucks on such a large scale you could organize a festival around it. “I’m trapped on a Friday afternoon in the center lane of the suckfest that is I-25 through Denver.”
Celine Free Zone – An area where Celine Dion’s music is strictly forbidden. “I’m sorry, you’ll have to turn that noise off. This car travels in the Celine Free Zone.” *
*Can also be applied to Brittney Spears or any similar annoying pop icon.
Wed Oct 06, 2004 8:26 am
afc211
Joined: 20 Sep 2004
Posts: 10
Location: California
fugly
I like the word fugly, i've found it to be very effective. It's a shortened version of "fucking ugly." Like: "No, he's not ugly, he's FUGLY!" Use it in a sentence today! _________________ "Too much of a good thing can be wonderful" -Mae West
Wed Oct 06, 2004 9:45 am
Goudron
Joined: 03 Aug 2004
Posts: 2570
Location: near Cleveland OH
Noobishness
I once had a spot on someone's website entitled "Noobishness Defined" with dictionary definitions of noob, noobish, and noobishness, but the owner of the site didn't take his meds for awhile and I believe he erased the site. I'll have to ask _________________ White and feathery, yet crude and noisy, the chicken is the backbone of our farming community.
Wed Oct 06, 2004 7:39 pm
Timmy
Joined: 04 Oct 2004
Posts: 25
Location: Alabama... the Armpit of the Universe
Personally
I like Wazerds and Nizzles. Now I have to go out and chastise the natives with my newfound wordliness.....you know what they say......wordliness is next to......wait, I might have that wrong...... _________________ A Liberal living in the Deep South. Need I say more? Anyone for a round of persecution?
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