Hey All! Newbie here!

Hello everyone! My name is Dawn, and I've just recently started reading CM, he is so frickin twisted, I love it! I've read A Dirty Job, and I'm about half way thru Lamb...
I'm going to see him on his book tour when he comes to NYC, I've never been an author groupie before
This board seems really fun, so I'm just gonna close my eyes and jump on in!!!!!

Dawn
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Hi Dawn! Welcome to the madhouse, I mean boardello!

YOU SUCK just came out this week, so be sure to get a copy of that- you should read BLOODSUCKING FIENDS first though. You'll recognize some characters from ADJ since they're all set in SF.

Check out the rules in News & Noise, get to stacking & stripping & where's the pie?

The others should be along shortly...

Welcome Debaser!

Where's the pie? I was told there'd be pie!
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welcome. enjoy the books.

i feel this odd urge to listen to the pixies now.

Welcome! Did you bring pie?
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I have a Twitter too.

Slowly returning from the hell pit that is college. I hope. D:

Hi Dawn!


<Paging Dr. Goudron.>
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delusional minority and by the mainstream media which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."

(Leers lustily at the shy newbie, while maneuvering the bar her way...)

Heya Dawn,

Newbie here too. Started with A Dirty Job also, and fell right into The Goo that is CM. (You'll find out about The Goo in one of his other books)

I call these folks the Fruit Salad, and that's what they are. A cooler bunch you will not encounter.

And while we're on the subject, don't listen to the rumors about me and racing stripes......heh heh.

Dive in!
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vgndoll wrote:

welcome. enjoy the books. i feel this odd urge to listen to the pixies now.

Aaahhh a fellow Pixies fan, now I know I am in the right place
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Hallo Hallo

Welcome, get naked. enjoy some pie while you wait for Goudron to come and give you your strip search.
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Welcome Debaser.
Have too much fun.
Remember to pace yourself.
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But if you live your life right, that kind of thing doesn't have to stop there." Dana Gould

Hi Dawn. Someone else from Jersey. Woot!
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"My kingdom for a razor-blade cowcatcher and Cuisinart wheel covers to cut my path through this herd of ignorant peasant meat."

Hi Debaser
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Welcome, Dawn! You are now a Mooron.
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Welcome Debaser!

Welcome!
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