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Good morning starshine, the earth says HELLO!
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Drop_Dead



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My cat used to like sitting on my shoulder like a parrot when she was little. She isn't little any more so she doesn't get to sit on my shoulder any more. Twenty pound cat + talons of death = OUCH!!SONUVABITCH!!!GETTEROFF!!GETTEROFF!! Exclamation Exclamation
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Post Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:29 pm   View user's profile Send private message
Amigo



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Drop_Dead wrote:
[...] I have been reading these boards for almost a year now but this is the first time I have opened my big yap to contribute anything. [...] Very Happy


Wow...what restraint. I barely lasted a week before I started yapping.

Welcome to the boardello, and enjoy your "nudie newbie" period. However, you may find, as I did, that being nude while visiting this site helps remove inhibitions, and favors a more open discussion of one's foibles and follies.

Besides, the divine Divas here love to keep us "at the ready."

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I heard pie!
Welcome!
Clippy clop cloopy, nibby nabby noobie, lee lee lee lo lo
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I HATE it when the offer the Key Lime before I search for Ann Coulter infestation. Makes me want to just say 'skip it' and go right for the pie. Drop, I won't tell if you don't...
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SandDanz



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Just noticed the Willy Wonka reference in the subject and had to come in and say hi because I loved the movie. I'm sure this thread isn't about WW though, so I won't go into a big speal (sp?) about that.. Laughing

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hi
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Drop_Dead



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Joelibris wrote:
I HATE it when the offer the Key Lime before I search for Ann Coulter infestation. Makes me want to just say 'skip it' and go right for the pie. Drop, I won't tell if you don't...


To tell you the truth, I wouldn't know Ann Coulter if she came up and sat on my face. So, no, no infestation here. But we gots plenty of pie.
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Tal



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Drop_Dead wrote:
Joelibris wrote:
I HATE it when the offer the Key Lime before I search for Ann Coulter infestation. Makes me want to just say 'skip it' and go right for the pie. Drop, I won't tell if you don't...


To tell you the truth, I wouldn't know Ann Coulter if she came up and sat on my face. So, no, no infestation here. But we gots plenty of pie.


Dude. I so didn't need that mental image. >.<
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Yeah, it will take a lot of pie to wash that image out of your head. Good thing we've got plenty- thanks DD!

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Drop_Dead



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Just doing my part for queen, country and pie! Sorry 'bout the image tho.
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Hi, I've been here a while, lurked for a long time, posted for a while, stopped, and have been back recently.

It's a fun place, as I recall.

My husband pulled several cat claws out of our dog's head today. Apparently the 15 pound cat kicked the 80 pound dog's ass all over the place. I missed it but I'm sure it was interesting.

Welcome aboard.

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Drop_Dead



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I'm NOT a dog person, so I love it when I hear of a cat kicking a big dogs ass. Cats rule! Dogs drool! (although my cat drools from time to time)
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Welcome to the board! If you haven't already, check out the "Lists, Quizzes and Best Of" forum & let's see what kinds of heavy metal you like. Twisted Evil (The "iPod Shuffle" thread, & the "What's on your stereo" thread in particular. Mr. Green )

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Drop_Dead



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Nevermore26 wrote:
Welcome to the board! If you haven't already, check out the "Lists, Quizzes and Best Of" forum & let's see what kinds of heavy metal you like. Twisted Evil (The "iPod Shuffle" thread, & the "What's on your stereo" thread in particular. Mr. Green )

Nevermore...


As i do not have an iPod, I really can not in good concience post on said thread. However, Click on the link in my signature and check out my myspace page. There you will find lists aplenty outlining a good chunk of my faves as far as music and such. Cool
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I don't have an iPod either, but Winamp keeps pretty good track of what I listen to. Mr. Green

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