Appropriate punishment for leaving gum in his work 'good' pants and ruining all of Gracie's favorite stuff including the ONE pair of pants that makes her look hot. |
Nothing, Gracie should have checked the pockets before she did the laundry (if anyone checks this option I will go peri-menopausal on yo' ass) |
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kill him |
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buy an entire new wardrobe, stating in the jewerly store |
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kill him slowly |
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kill him real slowly |
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tell his mother that she just didn't raise him right, then kill him |
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make him go with me to pick out a entire new wardrobe, forcing him into a stroke when he see how much money I actually spend on clothing. |
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fortune cookie

Joined: 18 Mar 2006
Posts: 10534
Location: Easy street |
The last thing I left in a pair of pants was a box cutter.
You know, the one sided safety razor, that grocery stockers carry?
Well, I now own four pair of customized Levis.
Usually the missus checks for forgotten items.
My bad, could have been worse, she might have injured herself.
As it is, I only lost a few pairs of jeans, and now I have more cash.
I have it on good authority, that the bag and iron trick works veddy well. _________________ We all enter this world in the same way: naked; screaming; soaked in blood.
But if you live your life right, that kind of thing doesn't have to stop there." Dana Gould
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