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Appropriate punishment for leaving gum in his work 'good' pants and ruining all of Gracie's favorite stuff including the ONE pair of pants that makes her look hot.
Nothing, Gracie should have checked the pockets before she did the laundry (if anyone checks this option I will go peri-menopausal on yo' ass)
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kill him
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buy an entire new wardrobe, stating in the jewerly store
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kill him slowly
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kill him real slowly
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tell his mother that she just didn't raise him right, then kill him
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make him go with me to pick out a entire new wardrobe, forcing him into a stroke when he see how much money I actually spend on clothing.
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dougp



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You said that as a joke, Joe. But it takes so very little imagination to picture her holding up a still beating heart with one hand, and a Bic in the other. So little it gives you the chills, huh?
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Post Mon Jan 29, 2007 10:40 pm   View user's profile Send private message
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dougp wrote:
You said that as a joke, Joe. But it takes so very little imagination to picture her holding up a still beating heart with one hand, and a Bic in the other. So little it gives you the chills, huh?


Yeah, just gives ya a hardon, don't it? Twisted Evil
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dougp



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I will confess to a discomforting groin surge. Embarassed
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Mom says it's because you have dependency issues, and it was only a matter of time before you threw it away on some tramp.

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Hey, no embarassment involved.
We're men we're supposed to react in that manner.
At your age YOU should be especially proud.
I am such a rotter sometimes. Razz
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OK, I admit it. That visual gets me stripping naked, painting half my face blue, grasping for my manhood with a pair of tweezers, and with the other hand I grab the TV remote control, run out in the front yard and howl at the moon.





I feel a sense of freedom, getting that out in the open. We are only as sick as our secrets.
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Mom says it's because you have dependency issues, and it was only a matter of time before you threw it away on some tramp.

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dougp wrote:
OK, I admit it. That visual gets me stripping naked, painting half my face blue, grasping for my manhood with a pair of tweezers, and with the other hand I grab the TV remote control, run out in the front yard and howl at the moon.

I feel a sense of freedom, getting that out in the open. We are only as sick as our secrets.

Wearing that skirt again, are you? Told you, we need pics!

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fortune cookie wrote:
dougp wrote:
You said that as a joke, Joe. But it takes so very little imagination to picture her holding up a still beating heart with one hand, and a Bic in the other. So little it gives you the chills, huh?


Yeah, just gives ya a hardon, don't it? Twisted Evil


C'mere, FC.
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Nuh-huh, I seen what was left of the last poor bugger,
he's still blithering. Wink
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You don't have kids, do you? What's even more fun than gum? Crayons that you haven't checked the pockets for because you asked if they had everything out of their pockets only didn't and let's just say there is no antidote for crayon in the washing cycle of life. Now if he'd gotten gum in his hair you could get it out: PEANUT BUTTERmaking him the friends of squirrels and other woodland creatures. Of course he smells like peanut butter for a good month and a half.
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Teaching puppies to pee on the paper is easy. Takes a REAL GOOD teacher to train an old dog in the art of new tricks.



Face it Gracie, you fell short, and now your blaming him. The cloak of victimization makes you look kinda frumpy. I suggest you take him out to a fancy dinner and apologize for being such a slacker.
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Roses are red,
a beetles a bug.
That little red stain,
is whats left of doug.

I was just gettin used to him too. Razz
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fortune cookie wrote:
Roses are red,
a beetles a bug.
That little red stain,
is whats left of doug.

I was just gettin used to him too. Razz



Well, now i know who to turn to if I get stumped for a birthday poem.
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Joelibris wrote:

Well, now i know who to turn to if I get stumped for a birthday poem.


Oh, no sir, I am but a poser, a very poor mans,
"Joe the Prince of Birthday Prose".
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gracie wrote:
Appropriate punishment for leaving gum in his work 'good' pants and ruining all of Gracie's favorite stuff including the ONE pair of pants that makes her look hot.


I know exactly what you mean! Once I left some tissue in a shirt pocket, throwd it in the washer, and it got all over everything! I was terrible! I bet it took me minutes to get all them lil pieces of tissue picked off my clothes!


(runs and hides Twisted Evil )
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***trips Skunk so he can be pounded***
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