*digs into custard pie *

WTS, you want to be FFPF, a.k.a. LLCool J (that would be Ladies Love Cool *Jeff*)? Wow, I think my brain just exploded thinking about that...

For the first time this year, I'm quite happy just being myself.
Also, a lot more relaxed than usual, if you know what I mean...
hey, if you keep being yourself long enough, somebody's bound to appreciate it!

How it's going, Raynne? Nice pie, btw- have they come around for the strip search yet?

I knew Lisa wasn't me. There was no twang to her post.
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Welcome Raynne!
Nekkedness and pie!
Ye gods, I love this place!

WTS, "until you are happy with yourself you will never be happy."
*you gotta imagine the voice of a NYC cabbie*
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[quote=" How it's going, Raynne? Nice pie, btw- have they come around for the strip search yet?[/quote]

Nope, I've not been stripped searched yet.

*waves 'ello to other new people holding pie*

Lib wrote:

I knew Lisa wasn't me. There was no twang to her post.

I need to wear a bra for that right?
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Hi. I'm Spartacus.
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zendao42 wrote:

For the first time this year, I'm quite happy just being myself. Also, a lot more relaxed than usual, if you know what I mean... hey, if you keep being yourself long enough, somebody's bound to appreciate it!

Sounds like somebody's found someone to fill her needs... Congratulations!
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Pie??

I am relatively new as well, I didn't bring pie, so I got strip searched twice !!

Quote:

Originally posted by Lib: I knew Lisa wasn't me. There was no twang to her post. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ....is it wrong that I have a twang in my post?

Welcome. If you are a fella, I will be handling your search (key lime pie bribes gladly accepted). If you are a gal, well...you're screwed.
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Joelibris wrote:

Welcome. If you are a fella, I will be handling your search (key lime pie bribes gladly accepted). If you are a gal, well...you're screwed.

Guess I'm screwed, then.

Raynne wrote:

Guess I'm screwed, then.

Au contraire, I have it on good authority that the ladies enjoy Goudrons,
uh, in depth, in queries.
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fortune cookie wrote:

Raynne wrote: Guess I'm screwed, then. Au contraire, I have it on good authority that the ladies enjoy Goudrons, uh, in depth, in queries.

Some of us enjoybeing screwed...
Hey, I noticed the in there!

Zen,
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fortune cookie wrote:

Zen,

FC, what have I told you?
Don't stick your tongue out at me unless you're going to use it!
Right now, you may have to get in line...

Raynne wrote:

Joelibris wrote: Welcome. If you are a fella, I will be handling your search (key lime pie bribes gladly accepted). If you are a gal, well...you're screwed. Guess I'm screwed, then.

Yes you are. I just stole your pie, so you have nothing to bribe Goudron with. Bwahahahahaha!!!
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