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RE: I'm bringing Sixy back...
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Joelibris



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Great minds think alike, Chris! I was thinking of going to BK with it, though. It IS decidedly less scary than their giant head king guy, and his spooky ass is all over their kid's meals.

My ideas for the toys:

1. Huge-shaved-cat-in-a-red-sweater Beanie Baby.

2. Pimped-out-Honda-with-vampire-slaying-UV-lights Hot Wheels car.

3. Smurfette barbie doll (with life-like squooshy rack).

4. Breast and lip implant Gummi treats.

Okay, I did my part. Run that by your agent, and get back to me. I have to go get my name changed to 'Murray'.
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Butch the Vizsla



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chris wrote:



Hey Joe. Start an online petition... Why not? It might not do much but it would be an easy first step.


you guys write one up, I'll post it here:

http://www.petitiononline.com
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zeelv



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Joelibris wrote:
Great minds think alike, Chris! I was thinking of going to BK with it, though. It IS decidedly less scary than their giant head king guy, and his spooky ass is all over their kid's meals.

My ideas for the toys:

1. Huge-shaved-cat-in-a-red-sweater Beanie Baby.

2. Pimped-out-Honda-with-vampire-slaying-UV-lights Hot Wheels car.

3. Smurfette barbie doll (with life-like squooshy rack).

4. Breast and lip implant Gummi treats.


Here are my ideas for some BK Kids Meal prizes:

- Strawberry-flavored gel packaged in a little plastic syringe that the kiddies can spike their milk with.

- Mini turkey bowling sets, complete with a little net-covered Butterball and milk cartons

- DIY bronzing kit (enough to dip one small-sized animal like the family gerbil)

- Tortured Soul make-up kit (includes black nail polish and lipstick)

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Lib



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- Mini turkey bowling sets, complete with a little net-covered Butterball and milk cartons
- DIY bronzing kit (enough to dip one small-sized animal like the family gerbil)


Those made me laugh! Laughing Laughing Laughing
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zendao42



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Joelibris wrote:
Smurfette barbie doll (with life-like squooshy rack).

I don't know about doing this through kids' meals, but I'd love to see the complete line of AG action figures- & their accessories.

You know, Theo with his bong, Molly with her sword & Warrior Babe outfit, etc...
Just think of the possibilities!

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mllefifi



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zendao42 wrote:
Joelibris wrote:
Smurfette barbie doll (with life-like squooshy rack).

I don't know about doing this through kids' meals, but I'd love to see the complete line of AG action figures- & their accessories.

You know, Theo with his bong, Molly with her sword & Warrior Babe outfit, etc...
Just think of the possibilities!

The Emperor with his two canine soldiers....

Charlie Asher with his cane...

Jody and Tommy with their alarm-watches...

Abby with her diary...
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Nibbler99



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GOGGIES!!!!!


Come ooooonnnn!!!! Twisted Evil
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Laveric



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- Lust Lizard with real trailer humping action
- Talking Roberto doll activated by moving his sunglasses
- Charlie with real growing garden (chia pet)
- X-mas zombie action figures
- Stupidest angel with cocoa and mini-marshmallos

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I'm amazed that suck is still an unacceptable word in todays society... It's the unofficial motto for the Bush administration for crying out loud. Seriously, does ANYONE really still think of a sexual act when they hear that word? Especially out of context?


I'm looking forward to the video game tie-in -- Nintendo Wii please! Smile
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shestumbledin wrote:
does ANYONE really still think of a sexual act when they hear that word?


Every

Single

Time

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