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CheshireFrog



Joined: 08 Feb 2007
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Location: Colorado Springs, CO
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[quote="Joelibris"]Regardless of where you got the pie, it is the pre-empmtive Ann bashing that gets you out of the cavity search. Unless you're sexy, in which case...
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Well, not being sexy, I'll have to fall back on the preemptive Ann bashing.

Here's something I can share with you. I found this image of Ann delivering a speech at a university:



Apparently she was describing to the audience how one time she put a hand on each of Ron Jeremy's thighs and...
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Post Fri Feb 09, 2007 2:13 pm   View user's profile Send private message
vgndoll



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CheshireFrog wrote:


Apparently she was describing to the audience how one time she put a hand on each of Ron Jeremy's thighs and...


ewww!!!!! so gross.

Post Fri Feb 09, 2007 2:15 pm   View user's profile Send private message
twan_deeth_ree



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I grew up in Fairborn, attended Park Hills my first two years of high school, and (I kid you not) Greene Joint vocational school my last two years. You gotta love being able to put Greene Joint on a resume.


I live in Yellow Springs. Small world.

Speaking of Greene Joint, it's Friday, and I ain't got shit to do....

Post Fri Feb 09, 2007 2:39 pm   View user's profile Send private message
Joelibris



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[quote="CheshireFrog"]
Joelibris wrote:
Regardless of where you got the pie, it is the pre-empmtive Ann bashing that gets you out of the cavity search. Unless you're sexy, in which case...
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Well, not being sexy, I'll have to fall back on the preemptive Ann bashing.

Here's something I can share with you. I found this image of Ann delivering a speech at a university:



Apparently she was describing to the audience how one time she put a hand on each of Ron Jeremy's thighs and...



Silly me. I thought it was a pic from her "How to make friends with Condom-leaser Rice" seminar...
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CheshireFrog



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twan_deeth_ree wrote:


I live in Yellow Springs. Small world.

Speaking of Greene Joint, it's Friday, and I ain't got shit to do....


Is the Ohio Silver shop still there?
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Post Fri Feb 09, 2007 5:05 pm   View user's profile Send private message
conspiracies unlimited



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CheshireFrog wrote:
Margaritaville wrote:
Yes. SG-1 questions are a must. Did you meet any sexy alien-studying doctors during your time there?


In the interest of saving anyone the effort of making the pilgrimage here in the hopes of seeing either aliens or sexy alien-studying doctors, you should know that Cheyenne Mountain only tracks the aliens. The actual aliens, live, dead or frozen, and their attendant sexy doctors, (and doctoral candidates), are kept at Wright-Patterson Air Force Base in Dayton, Ohio, the former home of Project Bluebook. I theorize that this is so the aliens can pass unnoticed in public.


well duh... come on... common knowledge pal... com-mon k-nolwedge...

welcome anyway... feel free to insult the canucks... no matter how much we spray, we can't seem to get rid of them, so i suggest chucking insults frequently... failure to do so will get you put on "The List"... you DON'T want to be put on the list...

Welcome... ESSAYONS!!!
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lisa



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hi *morning smile*
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zendao42



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Welcome! After all that talk of green joints, I'm ready for the pie-
but if I keep looking at that pic, I might lose my appetite...
I liked the Henry Rollins response to her, which ended with "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"


I would have been here to welcome you earlier, but apparently it was my turn to oversleep today. Everybody, be on the lookout for your turn to be next- it's MOORE DE GRAS, you know...

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twan_deeth_ree



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Is the Ohio Silver shop still there?


Yep. Bought my wife her engagement ring there.

Post Fri Feb 09, 2007 10:33 pm   View user's profile Send private message
Wonko



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I'm here for the pie, please!

Welcome!
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