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Your Ex



Joined: 13 Oct 2004
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Location: Ohio
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I have been having an absolute blast for the past hour just drifting around this board, getting a feel for what all of you are like and have decided that it would only be fair, after cruising through so many personal stories, to introduce myself – try to contain your excitement.

My name is Alex, I’m 26 years old, and I live in Columbus, Ohio. Over the course of the past year I have managed to acquire a degree in business management and lose a pseudo-husband in a pseudo-divorce (it’s a long story and I don’t want anyone to have to suffer through it unless requested). In a spastic fit of anxiety and depression, I wandered around a local bookstore and picked up a self-help tome and, for reasons that elude me to this day, Practical Demonkeeping. The former hasn’t done me a lick of good thus far, but the latter has saved my sense of humor, if not my life. I have followed P.D. with Lamb and am now a full-blown Christopher Moore junkie. Next will be Fluke with a The Stupidest Angel chaser...and then…sorry, I’ll stop title-dropping.

At any rate, it’s a true pleasure to meet other fans and I hope that I can drop in here often enough to make a complete nuisance of myself…until we meet again…

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smartnfunnyfem



Joined: 30 Mar 2004
Posts: 158
Location: West Chicago, IL (about 35 miles west of Chicago to be precise)
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Nuisance? Not at all. We love personal stories. Tell us yours in detail. Only a couple of us would use it to blackmail you. You DO know the rules for new members, don't you? See "News and Noise/The Rules" http://bbs.chrismoore.com/viewtopic.php?t=366&start=0 Welcome and I'll expect your check on the first of each month. Diana
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Lib



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Glad you decided to make that fateful step and join us. Your life will never be the same, posting naked at work does that to a person (again, see rules).
Welcome!
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Post Thu Oct 14, 2004 5:28 am   View user's profile Send private message
chris
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Welcome, X.

(Coincidentally, Welcome X is the name of the PR guy for the Nation of Islam. Just so you know.)

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Lauren



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Location: Massachusetts
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Hiya, Alex. Welcome to the madness that is the CM BBS.
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Sara Leigh



Joined: 02 Mar 2004
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Location: Virginia
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Almost had a heart attack with that subject line. I was sure it was my ex, messing with my mind. Shocked

Welcome to the Boardello. It sounds like you'll fit in just fine. Go ahead, make a nuisance of yourself. Nobody else is going to do it for you.

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Goudron



Joined: 03 Aug 2004
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Location: near Cleveland OH
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chris wrote:
Welcome, X.

(Coincidentally, Welcome X is the name of the PR guy for the Nation of Islam. Just so you know.)


Thanks for that snippet, Chris, and welcome, errr Ex. I didn't know I had an ex until now. Now my wife can be jealous about someone Smile
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Think insane.



Joined: 26 Apr 2004
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Location: Night's Plutonian shore
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Wait a minute, you're my ex? Huh. Don't take this the wrong way Alex, but I don't remember you. Was I drunk? 'cause that's happened before.
Very Happy

Welcome aboard. Keep your hands inside the windows, some of these savages bite!

Oh, and read Love Nun before TSA
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mister



Joined: 05 Jul 2004
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ONE OF US!

ONE OF US!

ONE OF US!

Did you bring any mayo?
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Hillary



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Another fan.

I guess this means I have to be NICE now.

Very Happy

Welcome aboard.

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Dave



Joined: 24 Aug 2004
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Location: MA, USA
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Hillary wrote:
I guess this means I have to be NICE now.

Yeah, right. One word of advice, X: duck!

Wink

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Think insane.



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Don't forget to read the rules Very Happy

And pay no heed to the savages. They may be poorly behaved, but deep down inside they are a decent lot. They're just.... special.

Very Happy
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Lauren



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From that Canadian guy:And pay no heed to the savages. They may be poorly behaved, but deep down inside they are a decent lot. They're just.... special.


...sez one of the biggest savages here. Think, baby, you've already been assimilated. No use denying it anymore. :p
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Post Fri Oct 15, 2004 6:14 am   View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website AIM Address ICQ Number
Think insane.



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Never, ever, have I claimed to not be savage, special, or poorly behaved. I just don't feel the need to warn people about myself. I was once told that I'm a good monkey, and I stand by that dammit. But wasn't there someone else here that was once referred to as some sort of HARPY???

And I scoff at your accusations of Canadianism. I might live across the street from Canadia, but I'm no maple syrup sucking, toque (I looked the spelling up) wearing, flannel clad, eh? saying Canadite! I don't know what you're talkin' aboot!

See, they're poorly behaved. I tried to warn you...

Very Happy
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