operahwhat? wrote:

And what if I'm not a guy?

As though it matters.
_________________
"Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind; it doesn't take you anywhere, but it tones up muscles that might." Pratchett

deb wrote:

operahwhat? wrote: And what if I'm not a guy? As though it matters.

Made me think of the old line.

How many children do you have?

Three. One of each.
_________________
We all enter this world in the same way: naked; screaming; soaked in blood.
But if you live your life right, that kind of thing doesn't have to stop there." Dana Gould

Hey! I've been looking for my gloves. Where did you find them?

jetgoddess wrote:

Hey! I've been looking for my gloves. Where did you find them?

They were in Palmer's ass, but now they've been washed and you can have them back.
_________________
"Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind; it doesn't take you anywhere, but it tones up muscles that might." Pratchett

Well why did you wash them????

jetgoddess wrote:

Well why did you wash them????

You obviously never experienced Palmer.
_________________
"Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind; it doesn't take you anywhere, but it tones up muscles that might." Pratchett

hehhhehehehehe and maybe that is a good thing? hehehe
I still want my gloves back.

operahwhat? wrote:

And what if I'm not a guy?

...then Joe passes the gloves to Goudron (if he needs them), who is reponsible for the body cavity searches of the distaff members of our boardello.

Pie bribes will almost always assure a more pleasant experience.

Amigo wrote:

operahwhat? wrote: And what if I'm not a guy? ...then Joe passes the gloves to Goudron (if he needs them), who is reponsible for the body cavity searches of the distaff members of our boardello.

I'm not going to search Ken, but Joe is welcome to. I'm responsible for diwomen, not distaff members.

Welcome operawhat, whatever you are
_________________
White and feathery, yet crude and noisy, the chicken is the backbone of our farming community.

Happily female. If it matters.

Dammit. It's not fair! Where are all the dudes?!
_________________
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
delusional minority and by the mainstream media which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."

Perhaps that is the sort of question that is best answered with "Bend over and I'll show you."

operahwhat? wrote:

Perhaps that is the sort of question that is best answered with "Bend over and I'll show you."

*snickers*
_________________
We all enter this world in the same way: naked; screaming; soaked in blood.
But if you live your life right, that kind of thing doesn't have to stop there." Dana Gould

fortune cookie wrote:

operahwhat? wrote: Perhaps that is the sort of question that is best answered with "Bend over and I'll show you." *snickers*

Dude, share those Snickers- we got munchies here!

Greetings! Well, I just finished "A Dirty Job" and I am so thankful I was able to control my bladder as I found myself laughing uncontrollably on many occasions thanks to the absurdness of Charlie Asher. Oh, and I'm not a beta male in the gender sense of the word, but I AM definitely a Christopher Moore fan. And I'm not bending over for anyone.
_________________
"I like my men like I like my tea - weak and green."