As though it matters. _________________ "Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind; it doesn't take you anywhere, but it tones up muscles that might." Pratchett
Fri Mar 30, 2007 7:29 am
fortune cookie
Joined: 18 Mar 2006
Posts: 10534
Location: Easy street
deb wrote:
operahwhat? wrote:
And what if I'm not a guy?
As though it matters.
Made me think of the old line.
How many children do you have?
Three. One of each. _________________ We all enter this world in the same way: naked; screaming; soaked in blood.
But if you live your life right, that kind of thing doesn't have to stop there." Dana Gould
Fri Mar 30, 2007 7:40 am
jetgoddess
Joined: 26 Feb 2007
Posts: 42
Location: Southern CA
Hey! I've been looking for my gloves. Where did you find them?
Fri Mar 30, 2007 11:09 am
deb
Joined: 08 Mar 2004
Posts: 6325
Location: Montana
jetgoddess wrote:
Hey! I've been looking for my gloves. Where did you find them?
They were in Palmer's ass, but now they've been washed and you can have them back. _________________ "Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind; it doesn't take you anywhere, but it tones up muscles that might." Pratchett
Fri Mar 30, 2007 11:11 am
jetgoddess
Joined: 26 Feb 2007
Posts: 42
Location: Southern CA
Well why did you wash them????
Fri Mar 30, 2007 11:23 am
deb
Joined: 08 Mar 2004
Posts: 6325
Location: Montana
jetgoddess wrote:
Well why did you wash them????
You obviously never experienced Palmer. _________________ "Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind; it doesn't take you anywhere, but it tones up muscles that might." Pratchett
Fri Mar 30, 2007 11:29 am
jetgoddess
Joined: 26 Feb 2007
Posts: 42
Location: Southern CA
hehhhehehehehe and maybe that is a good thing? hehehe
I still want my gloves back.
Fri Mar 30, 2007 11:45 am
Amigo
Joined: 25 Aug 2006
Posts: 2499
operahwhat? wrote:
And what if I'm not a guy?
...then Joe passes the gloves to Goudron (if he needs them), who is reponsible for the body cavity searches of the distaff members of our boardello.
Pie bribes will almost always assure a more pleasant experience.
Fri Mar 30, 2007 12:18 pm
Goudron
Joined: 03 Aug 2004
Posts: 2570
Location: near Cleveland OH
Amigo wrote:
operahwhat? wrote:
And what if I'm not a guy?
...then Joe passes the gloves to Goudron (if he needs them), who is reponsible for the body cavity searches of the distaff members of our boardello.
I'm not going to search Ken, but Joe is welcome to. I'm responsible for diwomen, not distaff members.
Welcome operawhat, whatever you are _________________ White and feathery, yet crude and noisy, the chicken is the backbone of our farming community.
Mon Apr 02, 2007 2:40 pm
operahwhat?
Joined: 29 Mar 2007
Posts: 39
Location: Salt Lake City
Happily female. If it matters.
Mon Apr 02, 2007 2:54 pm
Joelibris
Joined: 23 Mar 2006
Posts: 7557
Location: Kraptapolis, NC, U. S. of DUH-HUH
Dammit. It's not fair! Where are all the dudes?! _________________ "Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
delusional minority and by the mainstream media which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
Mon Apr 02, 2007 3:53 pm
operahwhat?
Joined: 29 Mar 2007
Posts: 39
Location: Salt Lake City
Perhaps that is the sort of question that is best answered with "Bend over and I'll show you."
Mon Apr 02, 2007 4:06 pm
fortune cookie
Joined: 18 Mar 2006
Posts: 10534
Location: Easy street
operahwhat? wrote:
Perhaps that is the sort of question that is best answered with "Bend over and I'll show you."
*snickers* _________________ We all enter this world in the same way: naked; screaming; soaked in blood.
But if you live your life right, that kind of thing doesn't have to stop there." Dana Gould
Mon Apr 02, 2007 8:35 pm
zendao42
Joined: 05 Sep 2006
Posts: 13570
Location: Somewhere in a galaxy near you
fortune cookie wrote:
operahwhat? wrote:
Perhaps that is the sort of question that is best answered with "Bend over and I'll show you."
*snickers*
Dude, share those Snickers- we got munchies here!
Tue Apr 03, 2007 12:46 am
Blue Angel
Joined: 16 Apr 2007
Posts: 5
Location: St. Louis
Greetings! Well, I just finished "A Dirty Job" and I am so thankful I was able to control my bladder as I found myself laughing uncontrollably on many occasions thanks to the absurdness of Charlie Asher. Oh, and I'm not a beta male in the gender sense of the word, but I AM definitely a Christopher Moore fan. And I'm not bending over for anyone. _________________ "I like my men like I like my tea - weak and green."
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