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Whore_Of_Mensa



Joined: 15 Apr 2007
Posts: 12
I'm sorry, because Introducing myself is cliche  Reply with quote  

Hey beotches. Wh.o.M is here? YES WH.O.M is HERE!

Sorry, I can't resist the slightly ungrammatical pun. Hi.

My dayslave name is Kris. I'd rather you use my handle, honestly.

I love nerdy pickup lines and poems about chess. I ask you...are you the square root of two, because I'm irrational when I'm arround you.

I am very, VERY short. In fact, I'm 4'10. Yes, I am past puberty THANKYOUVERYMUCH. Jeez. Just because I'm short doesn't mean I'm JAILBAIT.

Gah.

Sometimes I make up my own languages and write in code. This is mostly pointless, because then I forget the code. And it's NEVER there in times of need. If it was...well...let's just say that my relationship with my parents would be better if they hadn't read my diary in my junior year of high school.

"Masturbation is for pussies."

...That being said, have a nice day Smile

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zendao42



Joined: 05 Sep 2006
Posts: 13570
Location: Somewhere in a galaxy near you
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Hey look- a noob!

Welcome to the boardello- have some cocoa...
or sweet tea, if Spring's back- hard to keep up with it these days...

Get naked & keep posting-
you should be searched soon...

& SOMEBODY'S bound to be demanding pie very soon...
Whore_Of_Mensa wrote:
Sometimes I make up my own languages and write in code. This is mostly pointless, because then I forget the code. And it's NEVER there in times of need. If it was...well...let's just say that my relationship with my parents would be better if they hadn't read my diary in my junior year of high school.

I used to keep a code book- actually, me & my best friend both did-
it's how we sent secret messages to each other.
For some insane reason & after more years than I want to count, I still have her book-
no idea what happened to mine...

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fortune cookie



Joined: 18 Mar 2006
Posts: 10534
Location: Easy street
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Welcome!
Strip, sit , type.
Provide Pie for the denizens (yours truly included).
Smile when the strip search begins.


Masturbation is for pussies."


Pics or it didn't happen.
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Post Tue Apr 17, 2007 7:09 pm   View user's profile Send private message
lisa



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Say Something About Ann Coulter.
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Whore_Of_Mensa



Joined: 15 Apr 2007
Posts: 12
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lisa wrote:
Say Something About Ann Coulter.


I think she's the product of way too much moonshine in utero and not enough spare braincells.

*hands out pie to the masses*

Not chocolate, though, unfortunately, as that is my fav. I have a very...catastrophic intolerance to caffeine. It started with the whole ADD meds, I think....after a while, the massive stimulants in those...well...I don't know. Every time I eat chocolate now, I get migraines.

...and I may be a noob, but I'm not a n00b. there's a diff. Smile

And you guys have embarassed my vagina. It's not used to such a high demand Razz So Sorry, keep yourself satisfied with the pic I posted in the "what do you look like?" thread. Smile

...on a side note:
| h34|2+ 1337 p03+|2y Smile

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lisa



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Whore_Of_Mensa wrote:


I think she's the product of way too much moonshine in utero and not enough spare braincells.



Good enough. Welcome!
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Joelibris



Joined: 23 Mar 2006
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Location: Kraptapolis, NC, U. S. of DUH-HUH
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For ever so long I've wanted to type the line, "Welcome, Whore!"
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MrEMann



Joined: 23 Feb 2006
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Welcome! Sit back, and enjoy the life we choose for you. Very Happy

and for the record, I don't care what you do with whose poetry....

( | h34|2+ 1337 p03+|2y)
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