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Dr. Fudd



Joined: 21 Jun 2007
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Location: San Fransisky
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fortune cookie wrote:
Not even the moth ball smell?


I have never been so close to a moth as to smell that.
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Post Sat Jun 23, 2007 11:42 am   View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website Yahoo Messenger
Dr. Fudd



Joined: 21 Jun 2007
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Welcome, Dr. Fudd!
Have some cocoa-
but let me warn you that your dialect might distract me
& cause me to spill hot cocoa over the both of us...
I can take the heat, how about you?

Also, regarding:
"Make me one with everything.
A Zen Master ordering a hotdog"
Remember, when you ask for your change that all change must come from within!

Thank you for your scalding welcome.

Regarding your Also regarding:
"One should not ask for change, it's all around us." Epileptic (or Canadian) arcade change attendant
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Amigo



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Dr. Fudd wrote:
fortune cookie wrote:
Not even the moth ball smell?


I have never been so close to a moth as to smell that.


Excellent response Dr. Fudd...I think you'll fit in very well here, indeed.

So please read, or re-read the RULES, stay naked, and Joelibris will be along shortly to do a body cavity search.

BTW, presenting Mr. Wonderful (i.e., Joelibris) with a well-made Key Lime pie when he arrives will almost always assure that the cavity search is highly pleasurable. Wink

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zendao42



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Dr. Fudd wrote:
Quote:
Welcome, Dr. Fudd!
Have some cocoa-
but let me warn you that your dialect might distract me
& cause me to spill hot cocoa over the both of us...
I can take the heat, how about you?

Also, regarding:
"Make me one with everything.
A Zen Master ordering a hotdog"
Remember, when you ask for your change that all change must come from within!

Thank you for your scalding welcome.

Regarding your Also regarding:
"One should not ask for change, it's all around us." Epileptic (or Candian) arcade change attendant


Oh good- another smart ass!
We're having a shortage of those lately- Amigo's right, you'll fit in nicely!
Get naked & post often!

By the time Joe gets back here,
he'll probably be ready to tear somebody a new one to get some pie-
yeah, that just sounded bad...

Right now, I've got change coming out my ears in steam form-
trying to find a practical use for it, surely I'll think of something... Wink

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Dr. Fudd



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Oh good- another smart ass!
We're having a shortage of those lately- Amigo's right, you'll fit in nicely!
Get naked & post often!

By the time Joe gets back here,
he'll probably be ready to tear somebody a new one to get some pie-
yeah, that just sounded bad...

Right now, I've got change coming out my ears in steam form-
trying to find a practical use for it, surely I'll think of something... Wink

I'm doing my best to fit in. Hey, I never noticed CM had a book with a brown cover...OH MY GOD! HE DOESN'T! I hope Joe comes soon I could use a little tidy up back there. I hope he enjoys my key lime piles....of books I've been sitting on. I've been following the rules but boy do I get looks from people in my office
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Amigo



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Dr. Fudd wrote:
[...]
I'm doing my best to fit in. Hey, I never noticed CM had a book with a brown cover...OH MY GOD! HE DOESN'T! I hope Joe comes soon I could use a little tidy up back there. I hope he enjoys my key lime piles....of books I've been sitting on. I've been following the rules but boy do I get looks from people in my office


Haven't you heard the saying, "Cleanliness is next to godliness?"

Sitting nude on our esteemed AG's books requires the utmost in personal hygiene, and is absolutely demanded by Mr. Joelibris before he will begin his uh, er...search.

Don't crap out on us, Dr. Fudd, or there may be an excommunication. Evil or Very Mad

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Dr. Fudd



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Haven't you heard the saying, "Cleanliness is next to godliness?"

Sitting nude on our esteemed AG's books requires the utmost in personal hygiene, and is absolutely demanded by Mr. Joelibris before he will begin his uh, er...search.

Don't crap out on us, Dr. Fudd, or there may be an excommunication. Evil or Very Mad


All personal hygiene issues behind, mustn't one receive communion before one can be excommunicated? I've yet to receive the Eucharist.
But I will try not to go buns up or ass over tea kettle or down that slippery slope as it were. I've made a clean slate of it and it wasn't a CM book with a "browned" cover, it was a copy of Interesting Tourist Sites of Calgary. No loss there. A nice save if I do say so my damn self. Whew!
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zendao42



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*whistles*
Dr. Fudd wrote:

All personal hygiene issues behind, mustn't one receive communion before one can be excommunicated? I've yet to receive the Eucharist.

Cocoa is communion- well, part of it anyway...
The rest is pie & you have to provide that-
just be glad nobody's passing around a collection plate...

But bathing's a good & necessary thing, so's hand washing-
otherwise, you might be attacked by a 40 oz. bottle of hand sanitizer...

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Dr. Fudd



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But bathing's a good & necessary thing, so's hand washing-
otherwise, you might be attacked by a 40 oz. bottle of hand sanitizer


I didn't think it was the cleanliness of my hands that was in question... Butt all is well. I hit Smellcheck and it said, "No misssmellings found."
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sgt_steve



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Dr. Fudd wrote:
Yes, more like home all the time it is. I half no fear of old people, on it them to bring.
As long as you bring pie and chocolate with it, you can bring it all you want.

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fortune cookie



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Dr. Fudd wrote:
fortune cookie wrote:
Not even the moth ball smell?


I have never been so close to a moth as to smell that.


Given the tenor of your pervious post, I find that hard to believe. Very Happy
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Amigo



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Dr. Fudd wrote:
[...]But I will try not to go buns up or ass over tea kettle or down that slippery slope as it were. I've made a clean slate of it and it wasn't a CM book with a "browned" cover, it was a copy of Interesting Tourist Sites of Calgary. No loss there. A nice save if I do say so my damn self. Whew!


A close call, Dr. Fudd, but since you're new, and have the potential to amuse us, we'll let you stay...for now. Smile

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lisa



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hi Fudd.
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Aubie



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Don't bring any blasted salmon pies...that was just fucked up. Confused
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Dr. Fudd



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lisa wrote:
hi Fudd.


Hello Lisa. My favorite name is Lisa, due to my first love having been a Lisa.
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