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DanaMichelle



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The Boardello Dictionary  Reply with quote  

Please post your "original" words here! If you find someone else's original word, make sure you give them credit!

poopensity, n. the tendency for a pet to crap in the house when you aren't looking. Willow had a great poopensity, thus I had to find her a new home.[/i]

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Notdeadyet



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librarianchilladas, n. enchilladas made with roast librarian filling. Also, occasionally used as a substitute swear word. Mmlle Feefster is no longer able to post because Joelibris made librarianchilladas for the Boardello Margarita party on the fifth of May.
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zendao42



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vomitose, n.
{origin: first used 15 years ago at party in Auburn, it is no longer possible to name the individual who said it}
drunk to the point of vomiting & losing consciousness.
Going to the gym today just isn't possible- we finished all that bourbon last night & I'm still vomitose.

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DanaMichelle



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fuckyouers, n.pl. People who thumb their nose at authority. As Goudron said earlier, You're an inspiration to drunken fuckyouers everywhere!

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lisa



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Cockroach Maroon - It's a colour.
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Deive



Joined: 16 Feb 2007
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FauxTarded - This is when someone pretends to be more retarded then they are for some sort of gain.

Ok, now I say more retarded because if you're pretending to be retarded for gain then you're probably a bit retarded to start with.

Examples: 1 - There is a customer who comes into the bookstore I work at who acts mentally handicap. For all I know he really is handicap. Thing is that he's been exchanging books at our store over and over again for years. We've always kind of obliged him because well he's mentally ill. So I saw him come in today and pick up a book by the door. Not to much longer he returned that very book. Problem is I didn't see him the entire time he was in the store so I can't say for sure he stole it. Now we're kind of thinking he might have been steeling the entire time but since he seems mentally ill we let him get away with it.
2 - We have another mentally ill customer that comes in by himself most of the time. He yells his requests for porn mag's. He pays with dollar coins (which if you'd ever run a register you'd know was annoying). He demands the biggest bag for small items. If he doesn't get what he wants he makes a scene. Now one day we saw him in the store with him mom. He did none of these things. He was well behaved. Another day he took confession with his priest over the pay phone by the break room and we all got to hear that he knew he was acting badly. So he gets away with being a jerk because he's mentally ill.

In short we should not tolerate the FauxTarded. We need to put our feet down.

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Amigo



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Deive wrote:
[...]He yells his requests for porn mag's.


You sell porn magazines?!! Shocked

FauxTarded, indeed! Laughing

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LostInWalmart



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he may actually be fucktarded. it's difficult to tell.

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zendao42



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phDucked up- advanced degree of "fucked up", chemically or otherwise.

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Deive



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I'm going with Fauxtarded because they are pretending to be even more retarded then they are. Fucktard is usually someone who isn't technically retarded they're just a fucktard.

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