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buh-bye.

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I think taking in Jim Carey is a favorable exchange for shipping Madonna off to London. The big question is how to keep her there permanently. For that, I'm proud to have the likes of Jim Carey in the US.
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Butch the Vizsla wrote:
I think taking in Jim Carey is a favorable exchange for shipping Madonna off to London. The big question is how to keep her there permanently. For that, I'm proud to have the likes of Jim Carey in the US.


Except we got the Beckham's. They're on their way Sad
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Butch the Vizsla wrote:
I think taking in Jim Carey is a favorable exchange for shipping Madonna off to London. The big question is how to keep her there permanently. For that, I'm proud to have the likes of Jim Carey in the US.


Except we got the Beckham's. They're on their way Sad


Sure, but they are going to Los Angeles. Who cares about California, really? Rolling Eyes
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And we got the annoying newlyweds than no one knows...who were they? Don't care. Blah. Embarassed
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Except we got the Beckham's. They're on their way Sad


damn! I totally forgot about them. I think they'll find the spotlight not so bright in California, but still...this means we need to send Jim Carey AND Celine Dion to England to level things out.
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Butch the Vizsla wrote:
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Except we got the Beckham's. They're on their way Sad


damn! I totally forgot about them. I think they'll find the spotlight not so bright in California, but still...this means we need to send Jim Carey AND Celine Dion to England to level things out.[/quote]

They're not ours to export, even with the weird immigration laws we've got going. I suggest, then, that we export Brittany and Paris.

The only saving grace is that Posh Beckham doesn't eat anything so she won't really be a drain on our food sources.
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I suggest, then, that we export Brittany and Paris.


Good idea - they might even go voluntarily based on the press they've gotten lately. On the other hand, they may be reluctant to go to England simply because it would be too difficult to learn a foreign language.
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Butch the Vizsla wrote:
deb wrote:
I suggest, then, that we export Brittany and Paris.


Good idea - they might even go voluntarily based on the press they've gotten lately. On the other hand, they may be reluctant to go to England simply because it would be too difficult to learn a foreign language.


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Butch the Vizsla wrote:
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I suggest, then, that we export Brittany and Paris.


Good idea - they might even go voluntarily based on the press they've gotten lately. On the other hand, they may be reluctant to go to England simply because it would be too difficult to learn a foreign language.


We'll just tell them the papparazzi are there. I'm sure it will all work out fine.
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Britain would take a pass on Paris. They send all their felonious scofflaws to Austrailia.
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Britain would take a pass on Paris. They send all their felonious scofflaws to Austrailia.


she didn't scoff at the law; she just figured out that staying in jail meant more publicity!
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