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Bad opening line contest

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"The blaring of the alarm clock woke her from her glorious dreams of eternal rest into the bleak realities of her 14-year-old existence. As she stumbled to the bathroom, she caught sight of her chalk-white pallor and thought again on how glorious the grave. Cranking up the volume on her Emo mixed-tape, she sat down with a triple-latte frappaccino and began a dissection of 18th Century Romantic poets, the only people that truly understood her tortured soul."


I know it's more than one sentence, but I didn't want a punctuation overdose on my first post Surprised)
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