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Amigo



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...a law that only allows customers to enter a Wal-Mart if they are at or below the official U.S. Department of Health and Human Services poverty level.

When I drive by, god knows I never stop, and see Cadillacs and Mercedes in their parking lot, I want to hurl...preferably on their leather interiors. Twisted Evil

Post Fri Aug 03, 2007 4:59 am   View user's profile Send private message
fortune cookie



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You're just being biased against brittany.
Get over her.
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Post Fri Aug 03, 2007 7:06 am   View user's profile Send private message
Amigo



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fortune cookie wrote:
You're just being biased against brittany.
Get over her.


(sighing deeply)...

OK, I'll try. Laughing

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Amigo wrote:
...a law that only allows customers to enter a Wal-Mart if they are at or below the official U.S. Department of Health and Human Services poverty level.


That should read'employees of Wal-mart'.
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Amigo



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Joelibris wrote:
Amigo wrote:
...a law that only allows customers to enter a Wal-Mart if they are at or below the official U.S. Department of Health and Human Services poverty level.


That should read'employees of Wal-mart'.


The employees already qualify, Joe. I mean, how desperate do you have to be to work there?! Sad

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Amigo wrote:
Joelibris wrote:
That should read'employees of Wal-mart'.


The employees already qualify, Joe. I mean, how desperate do you have to be to work there?! Sad

Joe works at Walmart???
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Aubie



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Amigo wrote:
...a law that only allows customers to enter a Wal-Mart if they are at or below the official U.S. Department of Health and Human Services poverty level.


Isn't that who does shop at Wally World?
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Amigo



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Aubie wrote:
Amigo wrote:
...a law that only allows customers to enter a Wal-Mart if they are at or below the official U.S. Department of Health and Human Services poverty level.


Isn't that who does shop at Wally World?


Uhhhh, afraid not. Check out the cars in the parking lot sometime.

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Butch the Vizsla



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Amigo wrote:
When I drive by, god knows I never stop, and see Cadillacs and Mercedes in their parking lot, I want to hurl...preferably on their leather interiors. Twisted Evil


yeah - those people should go to Target instead.
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Most of the owners of those cars are below the poverty level...ironic eh?
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Oh my gosh..... look it's true... o.k. it's a jaguar, but still...
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My minivan has 180,000 km, is that why I shop at Target? Shocked
Walmarts scare me
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Joelibris



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mllefifi wrote:
Amigo wrote:
Joelibris wrote:
That should read'employees of Wal-mart'.


The employees already qualify, Joe. I mean, how desperate do you have to be to work there?! Sad

Joe works at Walmart???


Yup. I run the Redneck Wedding Registry.
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