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Joelibris



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lisa wrote:
Yeah. That is Indian.


Joe...You are like my sister right? Nothing you say I will be taking as this insult ha? Just good English joking. Okey dokey?


We''l be best friends like in that movie "Bend Over Like Beckham".
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Lisa I'm the only one here that Joe wilfully and continually insults. But I am not offended by his bitch like slings and arrows, for I block them through a haze of smoke with a cup of coffee, while pecking away my counter assault with my free hand.
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lisa



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That's a lot of effort. That reminds me I've to get my tea. Wait.
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lisa wrote:

That's a lot of effort. That reminds me I've to get my tea. Wait.


By any chance, is that sweet tea?

http://www.slate.com/id/2171917/?gt1=10346

With temperatures going up to 106 degrees this week,
I've been drinking a whole lot of sweet tea!

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lisa



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zendao42 wrote:
lisa wrote:

That's a lot of effort. That reminds me I've to get my tea. Wait.


By any chance, is that sweet tea?

http://www.slate.com/id/2171917/?gt1=10346

With temperatures going up to 106 degrees this week,
I've been drinking a whole lot of sweet tea!


Only hot bitter black tea.
By the way, are you feeling ok? No small prints, no insinuations to sex. Smile
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Joelibris



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She said it was 106...that right there tells you she did 4 guys in the sex swing, for no other reason than tho catch the breeze.
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Joelibris wrote:

She said it was 106...that right there tells you she did 4 guys in the sex swing, for no other reason than tho catch the breeze.

You got a sex swing? I had to use the one on the playground... Wink

No, really- you do it in the shower when it's that hot
since you're already pouring sweat anyway... Very Happy

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zendao42 wrote:

No, really- you do it in the shower when it's that hot



...and thats how Zen lost her gym membership, sans refund.
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Originally posted by zendao42:

No, really- you do it in the shower when it's that hot
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...and thats how Zen lost her gym membership, sans refund.


See, and here I was getting pissed with people shaving in the gym, at this rate I'm going to have to wrap myself in bio-plastic to even walk into the locker room...
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leprrkan wrote:
[..] See, and here I was getting pissed with people shaving in the gym, [...]

Shaving what, and whom? Cool Laughing Twisted Evil
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Joelibris wrote:
zendao42 wrote:

No, really- you do it in the shower when it's that hot



...and thats how Zen lost her gym membership, sans refund.


Don't be silly, I never paid to go to a gym... Laughing

Although we did manage to upset somebody by having sex in a bathroom-
no idea why, it's not like they were in there watching or anything-
no, that wasn't in a gym but yes, I've had sex in quite a few bathrooms... Wink

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zendao42 wrote:
Joelibris wrote:
zendao42 wrote:

No, really- you do it in the shower when it's that hot



...and thats how Zen lost her gym membership, sans refund.


Don't be silly, I never paid to go to a gym... Laughing

Although we did manage to upset somebody by having sex in a bathroom-
no idea why, it's not like they were in there watching or anything-
no, that wasn't in a gym but yes, I've had sex in quite a few bathrooms... Wink


Lord, I hope they weren't public restrooms, cuz, EWWWWWW!!!
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Joelibris wrote:
zendao42 wrote:

... we did manage to upset somebody by having sex in a bathroom-
no idea why, it's not like they were in there watching or anything-
no, that wasn't in a gym but yes, I've had sex in quite a few bathrooms... Wink


Lord, I hope they weren't public restrooms, cuz, EWWWWWW!!!


Not the kind with stalls- I can barely fit in one of those by myself!
A few with public access- but standing up, not touching anything disgusting in the bathroom...

Though I did once encounter a couple of folks going at it
in the stall next to me in the bathroom at Masquerade-
looked down & saw 3 feet, one facing the wrong way... Laughing

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My ex and I got it on in the ladies bathroom of the Lava Lounge in Hollywood. There was only one bathroom with a little pre-bathroom alcove and I held the door shut with my foot. We managed to wrap it up within a few minutes but by the time we left there were 10 girls crammed into the hallway and only their boyfriends were laughing when we exited. I have a feeling there were long lines all night.
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