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zendao42



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dougp wrote:

Joelibris wrote:

Hey, tampons don't just explode on their own.

No, but they seem to be a primer or blasting cap of sorts. When properly inserted with consideration given to tidal charts and moon phases, volatility can at times be un-checked resulting in irrational mayhem.

Sounds like we have a volunteer for the experiment...

Amigo wrote:

Tampons - $10.00

Dude, you are paying way too much for tampons!

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Just that, when I was in undergraduate school, I heard about someone attending a professor's party with a costume all covered with white cotton balls -- he/she was representing a tampon.


I had an Art History class in college and the professor, on day one of class, tells us about this woman who used tampons to paint her canvases with. When he saw how skeezed out we all were, he made a point to assure us that they were NEW tampons that she was using... that lessened the skeeze factor less than you might imagine. So here would be a different MC version:

College tuition, one semester: $7,000.00
Cost of books and supplies for Art History: $120.00
Getting to share the tidbit above at Christmas
dinner: Priceless
For art, there's tampons, for everything else, there's MasterCard Very Happy
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zendao42



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Well, that's fucked up...

I never tried painting with tampons,
but I have used my nipples as paint brushes before-
one of those projects was even in an art show-
no, not performance art... Wink

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