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Who's a naughty boy? A bad, naughty boy?
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deb



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Re: Who's a naughty boy? A bad, naughty boy?  Reply with quote  

Joelibris wrote:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20467347/

And THIS is the dude who was gung-ho to impeach Clinton over getting a hummer...The topic title is actually his EXACT words spoken against Clinton.

But he's not gay! He swears to Cher, er, God!


Okay, I read this police transcript interview. What seems to have happened in the bathroom is the Senator waited in line for a stall to open up, went in, dropped trou, sat down, and his foot tapped the guy's foot next too him (I don't understand how that happened, but mysteries abound in the universe), and then the Senator put his hand down to, as he said "pick up a piece of paper on the floor." okay, beyond the EWWWWWWWWWWWW fucktard, don't pick up something on the floor of the bathroom stall!!!!......uh....i'm at a loss as to see how this in any way speaks to lewd or lascivious. What is it that these two seemingly innocuous, .... odd, but innocuous..... acts portend. How is this in any way to demonstrate the guy was soliciting sex in a bathroom?

Oh great gurus of all that is fucked up in this world: ENLIGHTEN ME!
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Post Fri Aug 31, 2007 11:07 pm   View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail
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I have no idea how either of those acts is construed as solicitation.
But if it can get a lifelong politician out of office and somebody new to
morally corrupt, in. I'm all for it.
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deb wrote:
[...]How is this in any way to demonstrate the guy was soliciting sex in a bathroom?

Oh great gurus of all that is fucked up in this world: ENLIGHTEN ME!


THIS might help.

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I've know what a reach around is, but a reach under? Shocked
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deb wrote:
. . . What is it that these two seemingly innocuous, .... odd, but innocuous..... acts portend. How is this in any way to demonstrate the guy was soliciting sex in a bathroom?

Oh great gurus of all that is fucked up in this world: ENLIGHTEN ME!
I asked some folks who'd have reason to know. They said that's pretty much the way it works.

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O.K., i just edited that whole thing, I decided I really DON'T want to know...
(Other questions...)
Thanks Amigo for the article....
I still don't get it though...
I guess I never will..
What's the fascination with living a lie. Rolling Eyes
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Oh, Oh,,,, this is I think my sentiments, and possibly Deb's exactly.... Cool

http://www.kansascity.com/273/story/257242.html
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Don't forget, he'll still get his $130,000 a year for life.
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NDY, I think it's ALL women who share that sentiment. I'm not even too fond of bathrooms at work or at friend's houses Very Happy
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Bathroom, why not?
As long as it's big enough to swing a cat & you don't have to touch anything, knock yourself out!

But stall? EWWWW!

There's barely room for a solo piss in one of those-
I've had more fun pissing on a freeway off-ramp than in a tiny bathroom stall-
wait, that came out wrong....

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Poor bastard, someone should have told him that it is tough to sell the "wide stance" defense when you're clearly so narrow minded.
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Maximus wrote:
Poor bastard, someone should have told him that it is tough to sell the "wide stance" defense when you're clearly so narrow minded.


Laughing

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zendao42 wrote:
Bathroom, why not?
As long as it's big enough to swing a cat & you don't have to touch anything, knock yourself out!

But stall? EWWWW!

There's barely room for a solo piss in one of those-
I've had more fun pissing on a freeway off-ramp than in a tiny bathroom stall-
wait, that came out wrong....


I don't know..... the whole people walking in on you thing....
yuk.
Ewwww.
As previously admitted... outdoors is not a problem for me...
but NOT at the most visited National Park!!!
Bwahahahaha....
Sorry, Miss Deb
(O.K., the whole Google earth, night vision goggles improvements, and the relatively increased funding of Coast guard helicopters in our area may have changed my mind though, I'll admit..... this has yet to be tested.
Although, I must say that the whine of the Dauphin CG helis is very distinctive and you can hear one coming from a LONG way off....)
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Notdeadyet wrote:

I don't know..... the whole people walking in on you thing....


Um, well, that's why I lock the door before having sex in a bathroom-
yes, there are locks on some public restrooms... Wink

Hey, at least I didn't do it in the bathroom of a bar (...yet)-
but I've seen some happy couples come out of there...

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