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Thom



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Maybe if you explained to them that it's a little toddler saying, "Not in the Butt". They are obviously taking it the wrong way.

By which I mean that they are taking what you said the wrong way.

I don't want anyone to misunderstand me and think that I am saying that taking it in the butt is somehow wrong. taking it in the butt is a beautiful and natural thing shared between a man and his really drunk girlfriend.

Or prison mates.

Or a bath house full of other men.

The point being, that there is nothing wrong with it and if you want to take it in the butt, just be proud that you live in a country where men and women have died to protect your freedom to take it in the butt or any other orifice that you may choose.

This is what makes our country great.

So take it in the butt.

For America!

Wait a minute, what was I talking about again?

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bleu



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You really enjoyed Joe's strip search didn't ya?
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Amigo



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Thom wrote:


This is what makes our country great.

So take it in the butt.

For America!


Ah, another fine example of Joe's magic "touch." Smile

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Notdeadyet



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I can't help but wonder if "not in the but+" would have made it past their censory machine, or whether a human actually reads this stuff! Confused
But he probably already tried that.... because after reading a whole bunch of blog yesterday I realize I should pay more attention. The whole Algonquin room, he was Dorothy Parker, already ate lunch with authors, neverwhere on shopping channel...
there's nothing new under the sun Rolling Eyes
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Jillybeans



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Hey wait a minute isn't there supposed to be a truth in advertising law? I'll go home now that I've put my two cents in.
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zendao42



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Jillybeans wrote:

I'll go home now that I've put my two cents in.


Shocked Uh-oh, where'd you put those 2 cents?


OK, I've figured a way around the BS, keep your fingers crossed that I have time to do it...

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You're gonna have it printed on those chalky valentines hearts?
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zendao42



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Joelibris wrote:

You're gonna have it printed on those chalky valentines hearts?


Nah, those are more appropriate for YOU SUCK & they taste nasty-
I've got something else in mind but I'm trying to keep it secret til I get time to do it...

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i8tokyo wrote:


Laughing Laughing Laughing

Always knew there was something different about yellow...

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