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mllefifi



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Amigo wrote:
mllefifi wrote:
Amigo wrote:
[...] Speedos accentuate one's "manliness," [...]

So does a wadded-up sock. Or a banana. Very Happy

Speaking from experience, mademoiselle? Laughing

Actually, I don't use those. I prefer going to the butcher for a beef kidney. Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Cool
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mllefifi wrote:
[..]Actually, I don't use those. I prefer going to the butcher for a beef kidney. Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Cool


Ewwwww...and yuck! Shocked

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[..]Actually, I don't use those. I prefer going to the butcher for a beef kidney. Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Cool


Ewwwww...and yuck! Shocked

Why, thank you very much! I knew you'd be impressed.

(I decided to disregard the butcher's advice to use one single pound link of sausage; wouldn't want to look too well endowed, right?)
Very Happy
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I think the reason that this is such a big deal to our Military is that we prefer that our prisoners be naked when posing them in human pyramid's. A human pyramid of a bunch of guys in Speedo's lacks that "you are inferior and we own you motherfucker" fear that we try so hard to instill in our detainees.
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mllefifi wrote:
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(I decided to disregard the butcher's advice to use one single pound link of sausage; wouldn't want to look too well endowed, right?)
Very Happy



Depends, I guess, on whose attention you're trying to attract.

But there's always the potential problem of delivering on that "promise."

Of course, you may be a "grower" rather than a "shower," in which case in may not be a case of "false advertisement." Smile

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So does a wadded-up sock. Or a banana.

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I prefer going to the butcher for a beef kidney


Word of advice, Feef, ALWAYS put them in the FRONT Very Happy
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So...
I found one of my exes books in the pile of tapes & DVDs I had to move off the TV-
it was a book of sex tips for guys (too bad he only got it for the pics)...


Anyway, this should probably go in another thread that got dick-jacked, but...
There's page in there on penis size that got me riled up-
come to think of it, was probably his favorite page with writing on it since the corner was turned down...


Summary: Bigger isn't always better & the smaller guys may be the best lovers because of compensating with oral...

OK, skills aren't really correlated with size in either direction but the more you got, the less you have to work it...


However, nobody gets a pass on giving out the oral- no matter how big the penis is!
Those are 2 totally separate things & not really interchangable...


You get deprived of the in-out for a while & then get it back, you don't want to do without again...
Not to mention that tongue size can factor into that equation as well


Prudes who read that & didn't like it- NO BITCHING!
You don't like what you see in tiny type, you made the effort to look so deal with it!

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zendao42 wrote:
[...]However, nobody gets a pass on giving out the oral- no matter how big the penis is!
Those are 2 totally separate things & not really interchangable...

You get deprived of the in-out for a while & then get it back, you don't want to do without again...
Not to mention that tongue size can factor into that equation as well.[...]


And this works BOTH ways, correct? After all, fair is fair. Wink

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Amigo wrote:
zendao42 wrote:
[...]However, nobody gets a pass on giving out the oral- no matter how big the penis is!
Those are 2 totally separate things & not really interchangable...

You get deprived of the in-out for a while & then get it back, you don't want to do without again...
Not to mention that tongue size can factor into that equation as well.[...]


And this works BOTH ways, correct? After all, fair is fair. Wink

Naturally, although the length of the tongue is less relevent when there's a penis on the receiving end-
yep, I do know that for a fact, just got mine clipped a few years ago-
no complaints before or after...

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Naturally, although the length of the tongue is less relevent when there's a penis on the receiving end-
yep, I do know that for a fact, just got mine clipped a few years ago-
no complaints before or after...


Oh, crap! Geena Simmons! Laughing
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Shocked
Yikes! It's the dream meme again!

FC, are you the one that keeps putting Gene Simmons in my dreams?

Razz

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Shocked
Yikes! It's the dream meme again!

FC, are you the one that keeps putting Gene Simmons in my dreams?

Razz


While it is true I am responsible for much of the chaos and mayhem
in the world.
I cannot take credit for that, that is the doings of your subconscious.
You may want to schedual visits with Dr. Goudron, * I hear he helps the AG* Laughing
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