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What would you do if zombies attacked?
Raise an armed band of determined fighters to battle the hordes.
31%
 31%  [ 7 ]
Found a compound of virile young things to repopulate the world when the smoke clears.
45%
 45%  [ 10 ]
Curl into a ball in the closet and weep like a baby.
0%
 0%  [ 0 ]
Offer yourself as a lunch so your family and loved ones could escape.
0%
 0%  [ 0 ]
Feed them the fat kid down the block and run like hell.
22%
 22%  [ 5 ]
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leprrkan wrote:
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I'm working on a fragmenting landmine.
One that pops out of the ground to head height, then explodes.
Removing multiple zombie combatants at once.


You have been at deer camp for a while, I think they had those in Viet Nam, called 'em "Bouncing Bettys" or something Very Happy


S'where I got the idea, the betty only popped up to waist height,
thereby injuring/incapacitating it's victims, intentionally not killing them.
Theory goes... Kill one enemy, you eliminate only one enemy.
Wound or injure one enemy, you eliminate at least two.
One who is injured, one who must tend to the injured.
Three if the injured must removed him from the field of combat to safety.

Mine would be to kill zombies outright.
Thanks for the input anyway. Wink
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fortune cookie wrote:

... the betty only popped up to waist height,
thereby injuring/incapacitating it's victims, intentionally not killing them.

Reminded me of the scene from the WWII movie: "The Big Red One" hehehehehehe
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I'm sure it's posted somewhere else on here, but it relates and it is funny:

Bush Sees New Threat!
http://www.youtube.com/v/IoXgRtDysLY

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Wonko



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DanaMichelle wrote:
I'm sure it's posted somewhere else on here, but it relates and it is funny:

Bush Sees New Threat!
http://www.youtube.com/v/IoXgRtDysLY


hehehehehe
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