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I hate to harp on this....

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Notdeadyet



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I hate to harp on this....  Reply with quote  

http://www.reuters.com/article/topNews/idUSNASUA170120071018?feedType=RSS&feedName=topNews&pageNumber=1

But I'm gonna cuz it makes me nuts...
the guards owed them because they turned the foam cup inside out without breaking it o.k., nuf said.
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"(It) sounds funny until a guy is hanging at the end of a Speedo drawstring," McCarthy told journalists visiting the base.


Nope. Still funny.
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There is an obvious solution to the mystery. The prisoners secretly crocheted the underwear and bathing suit themselves, with look-alike logos and everything. Very Happy

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"After the first deaths, the prisoners' underwear was switched from briefs with wide elastic bands to boxers made of flimsier fabric that rips under stress."

-- Where'd they get those, then? From Victoria's Secret? Confused Rolling Eyes
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No, someone specially contracted by the government... find out which Air Force officer recently purchased an undergarment company, QUICK! I have to call my broker!!!! Shocked
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Confused
Ah, man- I thought it was gonna be about harps...


Once again, the lesson is- SKIP THE UNDERWEAR!

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Can't skip underwear. It's like a bra for balls Smile
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Kar98 wrote:

Can't skip underwear. It's like a bra for balls Smile


I skip it all- your balls ain't bigger than my boobs, dude...
Just wear tighter pants & it all holds together... Wink

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zendao42 wrote:
Kar98 wrote:

Can't skip underwear. It's like a bra for balls Smile


I skip it all- your balls ain't bigger than my boobs, dude...
Just wear tighter pants & it all holds together... Wink


I wear any tighter pants, and you can not only tell which way things go, but also that I was not born in the US Wink
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Kar98 wrote:
[...] I wear any tighter pants, and you can not only tell which way things go, but also that I was not born in the US Wink


ATTENTION! ATTENTION!

INFORMATION OVERLOAD!

INFORMATION OVERLOAD!


SYSTEM MALFUNCTION...




MUST...





REBOOT...









PTPTPTPTPTPTPTPtpttpptptptptptptptptptp...

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Kar98 wrote:
zendao42 wrote:
Kar98 wrote:

Can't skip underwear. It's like a bra for balls Smile


I skip it all- your balls ain't bigger than my boobs, dude...
Just wear tighter pants & it all holds together... Wink


I wear any tighter pants, and you can not only tell which way things go, but also that I was not born in the US Wink


I feel a random poem coming on.....


Well, he's arguably racist

and often morally bereft

Our turtlenecked nazi

Who hangs to the left.
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Here I thought you were gonna ask for pics, Joe Twisted Evil
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leprrkan wrote:
Here I thought you were gonna ask for pics, Joe Twisted Evil



Nah. Prefer circumcized.
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Nah. Prefer circumcized.


Please refer to the following:

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ATTENTION! ATTENTION!

INFORMATION OVERLOAD!

INFORMATION OVERLOAD!

SYSTEM MALFUNCTION...




MUST...





REBOOT...









PTPTPTPTPTPTPTPtpttpptptptptptptptptptp...


Laughing Laughing
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Hey, kosher pickles rock!

Wait, what were we talking about?

Right, gotta take care of the laundry...

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We were talking about uncircumsized bananas.
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