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Ferrit Leggings



Joined: 29 Mar 2004
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By Shel Silverstein

YOU'RE ALWAYS WELCOME AT OUR HOUSE

Well, a man came to our house
Our house
Our house
A man came to our our house
To sell some brooms.
So we asked him to come in,
And we hit him with a hammer,
And we hid him in the closet
In my father's room.

But you're always welcome at our house
Any time of the day.
Yes,
You're always welcome at our house,
And we hope you will stay.

Then a lady came to our house
Our house
Our house
A lady came to find out why I wasn't in school.
So we asked her to come in,
And we gave her some poisoned lemonade,
And hid her in the freezer where it's nice and cool.

But you're always welcome in our house.
Any time of the day.
Yes,
You're always welcome at our house,
And we hope you will stay.

Then a kid came into our yard
Our yard
Our yard
A kid came into our yard to get his ball.
We asked him to come in,
And we took in the basement,
And we sealed him up inside the basement wall.

But you're always welcome in our house.
Any time of the day.
Yes,
You're always welcome at our house,
And we hope you will stay.

So when you come to our house
Our house
Our house
When you come to our house,
We'll have some fun.
We'll ask you to come in,
And we'll take you in the kitchen,
And we'll put you in the oven until you're done.

But you're always welcome in our house.
Any time of the day.
Yes,
You're always welcome at our house,
And we hope you will stay.

And we know you will stay.
[chuckle]
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Pseudoname



Joined: 15 Oct 2004
Posts: 3
Location: Just south of Utopia
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Dave S. wrote:
Wait a minute, only newbies have to post naked????

I've been posting naked for three years now! It's been a great reason to avoid clothes shopping, Confused


Well, Dave S., may I call you Dave?

Now that you’ve mentioned the practicalities of posting naked I feel the strong and sudden urge to strip. Are you watching?

Thank you all for the frightening welcome. I’ll remember where to go next time I need a cannibal, or just a really scary person. I find that a frightening person comes in handy and there is times when one (or two) is called for.

I myself am still a delicate flower and frightened only of mowers. Cannibals have no effect on me. Of course excepting the previously mentioned “handy times” when they can be used to further my own sinister plots, diabolical plans and dastardly deeds.


~Pseudo-Rebel
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Post Wed Oct 20, 2004 7:43 am   View user's profile Send private message
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Joined: 16 Nov 2004
Posts: 4281
Location: California
Shel Silverstein  Reply with quote  

Wow... I did not know Shel S. was capable of such dark matter...
He used to be worshipped mightily in my home... until I found the One True Literary Messiah...
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