You've discovered a drugless cure for adult acne?????
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"You can't wipe your ass with empty promises." - thread title, by walk

Joelibris wrote:

fortune cookie wrote: You've finally managed to clone the mitochondrial DNA samples you took from the AG. And now we'll have twice as many books to read? That, or you're finally gonna check me for ticks? Groom you like a lemur?

For some odd reason I read that as Leper at first.
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But if you live your life right, that kind of thing doesn't have to stop there." Dana Gould

Hey, leave me out of this...
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"Jesus... is NOT a zombie... I shouldn't have to tell you that."

- "Bones"

Though it pains me to say, it's not the George Clooney fantasy.

This will top it in my book...

My son is officially engaged! I'm going to be a future mother-in-law.
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Lib wrote:

Though it pains me to say, it's not the George Clooney fantasy. This will top it in my book... My son is officially engaged! I'm going to be a future mother-in-law.

Congrats!!!

(So much for my career writing and starring in porn. )
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Lib wrote:

Though it pains me to say, it's not the George Clooney fantasy. This will top it in my book... My son is officially engaged! I'm going to be a future mother-in-law.

You will choose the light side of the M I L force won't you?
Cause if you choose the dark side, you gotta take orders from deb.
just sayin.
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We all enter this world in the same way: naked; screaming; soaked in blood.
But if you live your life right, that kind of thing doesn't have to stop there." Dana Gould

I'm not a M I L yet. But both my daughters' fiancee's love me. They fear doing anything else.
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"Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind; it doesn't take you anywhere, but it tones up muscles that might." Pratchett

Congratulations, how very cool... much cooler than George Clooney on an island... which, by the way, since you won't be needing him...
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"Jesus... is NOT a zombie... I shouldn't have to tell you that."

- "Bones"

deb wrote:

I'm not a M I L yet. But both my daughters' fiancee's love me. They fear doing anything else.

It's Princess Peepee's first boyfriend that's gonna be in for a world of pain.
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"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
delusional minority and by the mainstream media which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."

Yes. She's exactly like me.
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"Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind; it doesn't take you anywhere, but it tones up muscles that might." Pratchett

I just imagined you swinging a hatchet saying "I...am...too...young...to...be...a...great-...grandmother!"
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"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
delusional minority and by the mainstream media which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."

deb wrote:

I'm not a M I L yet. But both my daughters' fiancee's love me. They fear doing anything else.

I rest my case.
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We all enter this world in the same way: naked; screaming; soaked in blood.
But if you live your life right, that kind of thing doesn't have to stop there." Dana Gould

MIL = Shut up and wear beige....
this is the tradition.
Doehide is beige.

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Notdeadyet wrote:

MIL = Shut up and wear beige.... this is the tradition. Doehide is beige.

I read that as 'Doughide' at first...
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"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
delusional minority and by the mainstream media which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."

Lib wrote:

[...] I'm going to be a future mother-in-law.

Is that supposed to be better or worse than "going to be a former mother-in-law"?

Anyway, contragulations!
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