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Stephanie



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I just finished You Suck and thought it was TERRIFIC.

Im just confused about the end...

*spoiler*



How does the cat become a vampire?? When did it have vampire blood? Was it killed and I missed it? Explanations or page numbers would be greatly appreciated.
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Didn't it get turned because Tommy and Jodi fed off of it? I think that's how, but I'm not good on Vampire science Very Happy
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I'm going with the old vampire turned him- off stage, as it were....

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zendao42 wrote:
I'm going with the old vampire turned him- off stage, as it were....



Yeah, that's was my intent. He's kind of a wack-job, in case you couldn't tell, so he'd definitely turn a huge, shaved cat.

So, should the be the title for the next one?

Chet the Huge Shaved Vampire Cat?

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chris wrote:
zendao42 wrote:
I'm going with the old vampire turned him- off stage, as it were....



Yeah, that's was my intent. He's kind of a wack-job, in case you couldn't tell, so he'd definitely turn a huge, shaved cat.

So, should the be the title for the next one?

Chet the Huge Shaved Vampire Cat?


I'm thinking Revenge of Chet the Huge Shaved Vampire Cat...

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Keep it simple, Chris: "Bad Kitty". But with 'Revenge of....' as the subtitle. We know you're not afraid of those...
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ah. I kind of thought that happened, but wasn't sure if I had just skipped over it.
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Stephanie wrote:



How does the cat become a vampire??


i kept wondering how come that damn monkey ain't dying in pirates of the carribean. like, wtf, no logic!
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Ya know, y'all, there are unexplained things in stuff older than this.

Look at the New Testament, for instance: in some parts of it, Jesus is called a shepherd; in others, he's a lamb. The same person is supposed to be a sheep and a shepherd. That would imply that he's tending himself -- which sounds dirty.

Even though the metaphors are displaced from each other in the text, they're still mixed when the whole context is considered.

Now, if Jesus had been described in the gospels as a shepherd and a squirrel, there wouldn't be a conceptual problem. Very Happy
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mllefifi wrote:
Ya know, y'all, there are unexplained things in stuff older than this.

Look at the New Testament, for instance: in some parts of it, Jesus is called a shepherd; in others, he's a lamb. The same person is supposed to be a sheep and a shepherd. That would imply that he's tending himself -- which sounds dirty.

Even though the metaphors are displaced from each other in the text, they're still mixed when the whole context is considered.

Now, if Jesus had been described in the gospels as a shepherd and a squirrel, there wouldn't be a conceptual problem. Very Happy


People are always after me to write a modern Jesus story. It might be cool if Jesus came back as a squirrel. I shall ponder it.

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Jesus Squirrel sayeth: "Blessed are my bountiful nuts, for they are big and succulent."
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chris wrote:
People are always after me to write a modern Jesus story. It might be cool if Jesus came back as a squirrel. I shall ponder it.
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Jesus Squirrel sayeth: "Blessed are my bountiful nuts, for they are big and succulent."

Deja vu (remember this as one of the AG's previous avatars?):


Yea, verily, and the holy family jewels did sway to the rocking of his ultra-cool head-moving attitude.

Laughing
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