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zendao42



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So... if I would be the peanut butter, you would be the jelly...

Is that what you mean? Shocked

The correct response was:

NOT IN THE BUTT!

But thanks for playing... Razz

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leprrkan



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Oh yeah, if M&M/Mars wouldn't allow it, Hersheys sure as hell won't Laughing
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Joelibris



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leprrkan wrote:
Oh yeah, if M&M/Mars wouldn't allow it, Hersheys sure as hell won't Laughing


Well, they do 'em in Pumpkin and Christmas tree shapes...why not suppository bullet shaped? We'll tell them it's roughly dreidel shaped, and if they refuse, we accuse them of being anti-semitic.
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Joelibris



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Gaberloonzie wrote:
zendao42 wrote:
So... if I would be the peanut butter, you would be the jelly...

Is that what you mean? Shocked

The correct response was:

NOT IN THE BUTT!

But thanks for playing... Razz


Ahh, but on the "buddy" system with a partner willing to eat said Reese's cup from the butt then that may indeed be the proper way for said individual's to eat the Reese's cup. This is still technically "Orally" but does involve the IN THE BUTT method.

On your other question, I will indeed be the jelly although my Reese's are generally jelly free, If you would instead prefer to poke your nipple through small holes in the center of the Reese's cup and I eat said Reese's Cup from around your nipples - starting at your toe's of course, I feel that you would agree with my assessment of the proper way to eat a Reese's cup.

Of course I've been drininkinkg Cpt and coke all night so I may be way off on my assesment.


I'm the closest board member to you. Come on up, we'll try it out! Laughing Shocked
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Sephonae



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Joelibris wrote:
Gaberloonzie wrote:
Ahh, but on the "buddy" system with a partner willing to eat said Reese's cup from the butt then that may indeed be the proper way for said individual's to eat the Reese's cup. This is still technically "Orally" but does involve the IN THE BUTT method.

On your other question, I will indeed be the jelly although my Reese's are generally jelly free, If you would instead prefer to poke your nipple through small holes in the center of the Reese's cup and I eat said Reese's Cup from around your nipples - starting at your toe's of course, I feel that you would agree with my assessment of the proper way to eat a Reese's cup.

Of course I've been drininkinkg Cpt and coke all night so I may be way off on my assesment.


I'm the closest board member to you. Come on up, we'll try it out! Laughing Shocked


And be sure to take LOTS of pictures! Razz
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Watching The Wheels



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But on the "buddy" system with a partner willing to eat said Reese's cup from the butt then that may indeed be the proper way for said individual's to eat the Reese's cup.

And to think Hershey's never made this into a commercial as part of their 'There's no wrong way to eat a Reese's' campaign!

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Joelibris



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Watching The Wheels wrote:
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But on the "buddy" system with a partner willing to eat said Reese's cup from the butt then that may indeed be the proper way for said individual's to eat the Reese's cup.

And to think Hershey's never made this into a commercial as part of their 'There's no wrong way to eat a Reese's' campaign!


I know, right? Do they realize how much money they're losing by not catering to the 'alternative lifestyles' crowd?!
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Gaberloonzie wrote:
Joelibris wrote:
Gaberloonzie wrote:
zendao42 wrote:
So... if I would be the peanut butter, you would be the jelly...

Is that what you mean? Shocked

The correct response was:

NOT IN THE BUTT!

But thanks for playing... Razz


Ahh, but on the "buddy" system with a partner willing to eat said Reese's cup from the butt then that may indeed be the proper way for said individual's to eat the Reese's cup. This is still technically "Orally" but does involve the IN THE BUTT method.

On your other question, I will indeed be the jelly although my Reese's are generally jelly free, If you would instead prefer to poke your nipple through small holes in the center of the Reese's cup and I eat said Reese's Cup from around your nipples - starting at your toe's of course, I feel that you would agree with my assessment of the proper way to eat a Reese's cup.

Of course I've been drininkinkg Cpt and coke all night so I may be way off on my assesment.


I'm the closest board member to you. Come on up, we'll try it out! Laughing Shocked


Sorry Joe, I only cater to the single mom crowd. Wink


if joe goes ill go Wink
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Welcome, Derek.

I've found the best way to shame overexuberant couples sexing it up in the next room is to imitate every sound they make back through the wall. How do I know this works? Because I've had it done to me and my wife in a motel in Ocean City, MD. Kills the mood pretty quick because you're laughing so hard.

As for the Reeses issue... (best phony Transylvanian accent) "I like to eat the middle... first."
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zendao42



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Didn't work in Decatur... did it, folks? Razz

Who can hear anything over that banging headboard? Wink

Gaberloonzie wrote:

Ahh, but on the "buddy" system with a partner willing to eat said Reese's cup from the butt then that may indeed be the proper way for said individual's to eat the Reese's cup. This is still technically "Orally" but does involve the IN THE BUTT method.

Shocked EWWWW!

Gaberloonzie wrote:

On your other question, I will indeed be the jelly although my Reese's are generally jelly free, If you would instead prefer to poke your nipple through small holes in the center of the Reese's cup and I eat said Reese's Cup from around your nipples - starting at your toe's of course, I feel that you would agree with my assessment of the proper way to eat a Reese's cup.


The peanut butter/jelly thing is a line from a BHG song-
& small holes won't work for my nipples...

I mean, there'd be no peanut butter left & where's the fun in that?! Twisted Evil

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Watching The Wheels



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JohnQRotten wrote:
I've found the best way to shame overexuberant couples sexing it up in the next room is to imitate every sound they make back through the wall. How do I know this works? Because I've had it done to me and my wife in a motel in Ocean City, MD. Kills the mood pretty quick because you're laughing so hard.
Hahaha, yes! That is awesome!

I'm definitely going to try that. Right now I live next door to this couple who have made it their life goal to make sure I know what they are doing every second of the day. Between shouts of violent anger and screams of orgasmic pleasure, they must be laboring under the belief that if their voices, at any given time, could be overtaken by the roar of a 747 engine, winged monkeys would swoop down from the sky and rape their dog.


As I live alone, trying to mimic my neighbors without a partner provides a whole new level of fun!

Neighbors: Oh yeah!!
Me (louder): OOOH YEAH!!!!
Neighbors: Ooooh, baby!!
Me (louder): OoooooOOOooohhh.... me!!!!!

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Lloydface



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Hey WTW, welcome to the board!

When faced with people being obnoxiously... intimate, i find the best tactic is to give them pointers.
"Nah man, more tongue!"
"Yeah good stuff, now do it like this..."

Very unnerving.
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