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shady



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The waffle iron is part of the foreplay... there's usually a snorkel involved too.
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Watching The Wheels



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shady wrote:
The waffle iron is part of the foreplay...
Odd... I always thought foreplay should consist of the "SNL: Best of Chris Farley" DVD. Hmm, back to the drawing boards...

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Joelibris



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shady wrote:
But the waffle iron is a sex thing... you know, "waffled, for her pleasure!"


Dr. G, shall we use the studded exam gloves for his/her pleasure?
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Make sure to put that speculum on ice too.
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zendao42



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Watching The Wheels wrote:
shady wrote:

The waffle iron is part of the foreplay...
Odd... I always thought foreplay should consist of the "SNL: Best of Chris Farley" DVD. Hmm, back to the drawing boards...


It's not foreplay, it's fluffing! Razz

As you were...

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shady



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I suggest whoever volunteers bring some sort of self-contained breathing apparatus and a GPS. This could take awhile.
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Jillopy



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So you have freakishly large orifices? Good thing we've made this a two man job!
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Joelibris



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shady wrote:
I suggest whoever volunteers bring some sort of self-contained breathing apparatus and a GPS. This could take awhile.


I guess you're either really big, or really prepared... Shocked Shocked Shocked
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Take recorder with you, Joe.
In case it echoes.
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shady



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Jillopy wrote:
So you have freakishly large orifices? Good thing we've made this a two man job!


Think "House of Leaves"
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