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Cast the Stupidest Angel Movie

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trentroy



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Raziel (The Stupidest Angel) - Keanu Reeves (he's really good with dumb parts).
Molly Michon (Warrior Babe of the Outland) - Kate Beckinsale
Theo Crow (Stoner Constable of Pine Cove) - Luke Wilson (its a given, he does a great burnout).
Gabe Fenton (Intrepid field Biologist) - Skeet Ulrich
Valerie Riordan (Perfectly Coifed Psychologist)- Jennifer Aniston
Lena Marquez - (Latina Property Manager) - Roselyn Sanchez
Tucker Case - (Handsome Rascal Helicopter pilot)- Colin Farrel (it does say handsome so he fits, but if you want handsome & lots of character, Johnny Depp, who can play any part at all beautifully). Actually, Johnny Depp could be Raziel, Theo or Tucker, and whichever one it was would end up as the most incredible character in the movie.
Mavis Sand (Ancient Saucy Barmaid) - I'll ditto Phillis Diller
Dale Pearson - (Evil Contractor - Satanic Santa) - Billy Bob Thornton, of course.

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sgt_steve



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trentroy wrote:
Raziel (The Stupidest Angel) - Keanu Reeves (he's really good with dumb parts)...
Damn, that might work. I can just see him looking down at the sword skewering him and say "Woh!"

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sgt_steve wrote:
trentroy wrote:
Raziel (The Stupidest Angel) - Keanu Reeves (he's really good with dumb parts)...
Damn, that might work. I can just see him looking down at the sword skewering him and say "Woh!"


I think that one wins for best suggestion for Raziel.
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I dunno. Never seen him as a blond before...
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trentroy



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If you'd seen him in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, you'd see him in this part. Hair dye is cheap.

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trentroy wrote:
[...] Hair dye is cheap.

So are wigs. Ask Dolly Parton.
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zendao42



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mllefifi wrote:
trentroy wrote:

[...] Hair dye is cheap.

So are wigs. Ask Dolly Parton.


She said, "You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap..." Wink

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Butch the Vizsla



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She also said, joking about putting her figure in those tight dresses is like putting 10 pounds of mud in a 5 pound bag.

Gotta love Dolly.
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