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Ginjg



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Jillopy wrote:
Hi & Welcome Chris.

I think we should let Ginjg have this one!
I stand on the same premise that Goudron does. Won't ACCSS anyone young enough to nearly be my grandchild.
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girlEgirl



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i still dont see any pie! (not even on my spycams!)
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Joelibris



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Ginjg wrote:
Jillopy wrote:
Hi & Welcome Chris.

I think we should let Ginjg have this one!
I stand on the same premise that Goudron does. Won't ACCSS anyone young enough to nearly be my grandchild.


Hopefully KN or Lukaret will show up to handle this one...
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ChrisH



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Well this turned out to be quite the thread didn't it? I'm not sure if I'm going to be raped or sold into slavery, but, I'm confident that at the very least I'll be a worthy object of sexual gratification or heavy physical labor

Chris
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Joelibris



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The introduction thread is a test to see how well you'll do here. The thin-skinned usually drop out when they read this stuff.
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Amigo



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ChrisH wrote:
[...]I'm not sure if I'm going to be raped or sold into slavery, but, I'm confident that at the very least I'll be a worthy object of sexual gratification or heavy physical labor.

Chris


Possibly both, ChrisH, depending on the whims of the Divas/Divos who rule here.

The jury is still out as to whether you'll "be a worthy object," but at least you appear to have passed the initial "n00b" hazing.

Congratulations, and now please carry on amusing us. Smile

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ChrisH wrote:
Well this turned out to be quite the thread didn't it? I'm not sure if I'm going to be raped or sold into slavery, but, I'm confident that at the very least I'll be a worthy object of sexual gratification or heavy physical labor

Chris


That's the spirit!
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ChrisH



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Yes well I have big biceps, which, as you all know, makes me an amazing guy. Really, for sure *looks around as crickets chirp*

Anyway nothing can be worse than the World War II Online Offtopic. I have never been in the company of so many thieves, rapists, murderers, and crazed US Army mortarmen in all of my days.

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fortune cookie



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Welcome chrish.
As all have already done the bit, I'll jes set on over here an watch the
goings-on.
Hey! How's that PIE coming?
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ChrisH



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fortune cookie wrote:
Welcome chrish.
As all have already done the bit, I'll jes set on over here an watch the
goings-on.
Hey! How's that PIE coming?


I have no pieeee!

*clenches fist and puts face in his hand*
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Welcome! I'd tell you to duck, or run screaming, but either way it looks like it's already too late. Laughing
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ChrisH



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Again, no way you guys are worse than the OT. The OT is infamous, they have destroyed forums and videogames alike. Terrifying
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fortune cookie



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ChrisH wrote:
fortune cookie wrote:
Welcome chrish.
As all have already done the bit, I'll jes set on over here an watch the
goings-on.
Hey! How's that PIE coming?


I have no pieeee!

*clenches fist and puts face in his hand*


The solution you seek youngling is to present us with pie.
Now, hie thee into yon virtual bakery and exit it with pie. Very Happy
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Jillopy



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ChrisH wrote:
I have no pieeee!

*clenches fist and puts face in his hand*


Go get a pie. Now. Bitch.



*Is that better Mama? Very Happy Twisted Evil
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PIE!
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