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ChrisH
Joined: 18 Jan 2008
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Never understood that. I can purchase tobacco, which when smoked is a fairly potent mutagen AND carcinogen, I can purchase a long arm (firearm that's not a pistol by law, meaning anything from a musket to an AK [in Nevada, never quite understood the semi-autos being banned here]), get married and legally consent to sex, serve in the military and be expected to follow orders that may result in the death of other human beings, join the police force, elect officials into government posts, and all of that other stuff since I was 18....
but I can't drink a beer.
*boggle* _________________ Chris. Though, not the cool one. Just Chris.
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chris
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Joined: 02 Mar 2004
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Location: People Republic of Northern California |
leprrkan wrote: |
Welcome to the board
I'm assuming with the influx of n00bs from Germany, that the AG really is like the Hoff to you guys  |
Well, you know that video of the Hoff, drunk, slurring his words and eating a burger? That's me, more or less, having breakfast every morning. So, yeah, I rock like the Hoff.*
*I don't drink any more, I'm usually just overwhelmed by breakfast. It's the most important meal of the day, you know?
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leprrkan

Joined: 29 Jul 2007
Posts: 5089
Location: In the home stretch... |
chris wrote: |
leprrkan wrote: |
Welcome to the board
I'm assuming with the influx of n00bs from Germany, that the AG really is like the Hoff to you guys  |
Well, you know that video of the Hoff, drunk, slurring his words and eating a burger? That's me, more or less, having breakfast every morning. So, yeah, I rock like the Hoff.*
*I don't drink any more, I'm usually just overwhelmed by breakfast. It's the most important meal of the day, you know? |
Pics or it didn't happen  _________________ "Jesus... is NOT a zombie... I shouldn't have to tell you that."
- "Bones"
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Joelibris

Joined: 23 Mar 2006
Posts: 7557
Location: Kraptapolis, NC, U. S. of DUH-HUH |
leprrkan wrote: |
chris wrote: |
leprrkan wrote: |
Welcome to the board
I'm assuming with the influx of n00bs from Germany, that the AG really is like the Hoff to you guys  |
Well, you know that video of the Hoff, drunk, slurring his words and eating a burger? That's me, more or less, having breakfast every morning. So, yeah, I rock like the Hoff.*
*I don't drink any more, I'm usually just overwhelmed by breakfast. It's the most important meal of the day, you know? |
Pics or it didn't happen  |
Please, no. _________________ "Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
delusional minority and by the mainstream media which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
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Wed Jan 23, 2008 3:09 am |
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Joelibris

Joined: 23 Mar 2006
Posts: 7557
Location: Kraptapolis, NC, U. S. of DUH-HUH |
Gaberloonzie wrote: |
ChrisH wrote: |
Never understood that. I can purchase tobacco, which when smoked is a fairly potent mutagen AND carcinogen, I can purchase a long arm (firearm that's not a pistol by law, meaning anything from a musket to an AK [in Nevada, never quite understood the semi-autos being banned here]), get married and legally consent to sex, serve in the military and be expected to follow orders that may result in the death of other human beings, join the police force, elect officials into government posts, and all of that other stuff since I was 18....
but I can't drink a beer.
*boggle* |
Thats so that those of us over 21 can feel superior about something |
Besides, after 21, there's nothing to look foreward to before retirement except a lower car insurance rate at 35, and annual prostate exams at 40. _________________ "Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
delusional minority and by the mainstream media which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
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Wed Jan 23, 2008 3:55 pm |
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Wingnut

Joined: 22 Aug 2007
Posts: 2602
Location: Nanaimo, British Columbia |
Joelibris wrote: |
Gaberloonzie wrote: |
ChrisH wrote: |
Never understood that. I can purchase tobacco, which when smoked is a fairly potent mutagen AND carcinogen, I can purchase a long arm (firearm that's not a pistol by law, meaning anything from a musket to an AK [in Nevada, never quite understood the semi-autos being banned here]), get married and legally consent to sex, serve in the military and be expected to follow orders that may result in the death of other human beings, join the police force, elect officials into government posts, and all of that other stuff since I was 18....
but I can't drink a beer.
*boggle* |
Thats so that those of us over 21 can feel superior about something |
Besides, after 21, there's nothing to look foreward to before retirement except a lower car insurance rate at 35, and annual prostate exams at 40. |
..aaaand I almost said "you're looking FORWARD to regular prostate exams??" but then I realised who said it....  _________________ "Smacking yourself with a thawed meat-hammer never has a desired effect." - Jinxted
"Life's too short to get wrapped around the axle about the little things." - SK
-The First Law of Geography: Everything is Connected to Everything Else.
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