Never understood that. I can purchase tobacco, which when smoked is a fairly potent mutagen AND carcinogen, I can purchase a long arm (firearm that's not a pistol by law, meaning anything from a musket to an AK [in Nevada, never quite understood the semi-autos being banned here]), get married and legally consent to sex, serve in the military and be expected to follow orders that may result in the death of other human beings, join the police force, elect officials into government posts, and all of that other stuff since I was 18....

but I can't drink a beer.

*boggle*
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lisa wrote:

Two newbies in two days and they are still talking. It's like two of us can retire.

do not forsake us Lisa darling. nor any other of the veteran Divi. Why?

Because we love and understand you.

can you name that reference without the help of google?
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leprrkan wrote:

Welcome to the board I'm assuming with the influx of n00bs from Germany, that the AG really is like the Hoff to you guys

Well, you know that video of the Hoff, drunk, slurring his words and eating a burger? That's me, more or less, having breakfast every morning. So, yeah, I rock like the Hoff.*







*I don't drink any more, I'm usually just overwhelmed by breakfast. It's the most important meal of the day, you know?

I'm am not ein De...German, Ich bin amerikaner!!!! *looks around shiftily*
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chris wrote:

leprrkan wrote: Welcome to the board I'm assuming with the influx of n00bs from Germany, that the AG really is like the Hoff to you guys Well, you know that video of the Hoff, drunk, slurring his words and eating a burger? That's me, more or less, having breakfast every morning. So, yeah, I rock like the Hoff.* *I don't drink any more, I'm usually just overwhelmed by breakfast. It's the most important meal of the day, you know?

Pics or it didn't happen
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leprrkan wrote:

chris wrote: leprrkan wrote: Welcome to the board I'm assuming with the influx of n00bs from Germany, that the AG really is like the Hoff to you guys Well, you know that video of the Hoff, drunk, slurring his words and eating a burger? That's me, more or less, having breakfast every morning. So, yeah, I rock like the Hoff.* *I don't drink any more, I'm usually just overwhelmed by breakfast. It's the most important meal of the day, you know? Pics or it didn't happen

Please, no.
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ChrisH wrote:

I'm am not ein De...German, Ich bin amerikaner!!!! *looks around shiftily*

what's important is that you tried
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Gaberloonzie wrote:

ChrisH wrote: Never understood that. I can purchase tobacco, which when smoked is a fairly potent mutagen AND carcinogen, I can purchase a long arm (firearm that's not a pistol by law, meaning anything from a musket to an AK [in Nevada, never quite understood the semi-autos being banned here]), get married and legally consent to sex, serve in the military and be expected to follow orders that may result in the death of other human beings, join the police force, elect officials into government posts, and all of that other stuff since I was 18.... but I can't drink a beer. *boggle* Thats so that those of us over 21 can feel superior about something

Besides, after 21, there's nothing to look foreward to before retirement except a lower car insurance rate at 35, and annual prostate exams at 40.
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Joelibris wrote:

Gaberloonzie wrote: ChrisH wrote: Never understood that. I can purchase tobacco, which when smoked is a fairly potent mutagen AND carcinogen, I can purchase a long arm (firearm that's not a pistol by law, meaning anything from a musket to an AK [in Nevada, never quite understood the semi-autos being banned here]), get married and legally consent to sex, serve in the military and be expected to follow orders that may result in the death of other human beings, join the police force, elect officials into government posts, and all of that other stuff since I was 18.... but I can't drink a beer. *boggle* Thats so that those of us over 21 can feel superior about something Besides, after 21, there's nothing to look foreward to before retirement except a lower car insurance rate at 35, and annual prostate exams at 40.

..aaaand I almost said "you're looking FORWARD to regular prostate exams??" but then I realised who said it....
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sockling wrote:

ChrisH wrote: I'm am not ein De...German, Ich bin amerikaner!!!! *looks around shiftily* what's important is that you tried

Hans, zeyve found us! *pulls out luger, starts shooting as he retreats from thread calling to komraden*
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Wingnut wrote:

Joelibris wrote: Besides, after 21, there's nothing to look forward to before retirement except a lower car insurance rate at 35, and annual prostate exams at 40. ..aaaand I almost said "you're looking FORWARD to regular prostate exams??" but then I realized who said it....

Nope, afraid not Wingnut. Joe has a very strict policy of "Not in the butt" (his, that is ).

...and I will invoke my 5th Amendment rights regarding my knowledge of this information.

Amigo wrote:

[...] Wingnut wrote: Joelibris wrote: Besides, after 21, there's nothing to look forward to before retirement except a lower car insurance rate at 35, and annual prostate exams at 40. ..aaaand I almost said "you're looking FORWARD to regular prostate exams??" but then I realized who said it.... Nope, afraid not Wingnut. Joe has a very strict policy of "Not in the butt" (his, that is ). ...and I will invoke my 5th Amendment rights regarding my knowledge of this information.

I've had to smack Amigo down once or twice when he got too curious.
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Amigo wrote:

[...] Joelibris wrote: [...] Nope, afraid not Wingnut. Joe has a very strict policy of "Not in the butt" (his, that is ). ...and I will invoke my 5th Amendment rights regarding my knowledge of this information. I've had to smack Amigo down once or twice when he got too curious.

Curious AND playful, Mr. Hotstuff...and you love it!