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Why do Brits always hide their good stuff?
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Kar98



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Speaking of strange persons of the British affliction. Y'all know how I figured out Elton John's gay? When he sang "Hold me closer, Tony Danza"


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Butch the Vizsla



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Kar98 wrote:
Y'all know how I figured out Elton John's gay? When he sang "Hold me closer, Tony Danza"
hold me closer? dang, I always thought it was hold my boner.
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Katy O wrote:
Heh. If you mis-read the title, you're wondering why anyone thinks that Brit has ever hidden her good stuff.

http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=1616


I could have done without that, Katy O.
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Katy O



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I'm soooooo sorry that I posted that page. When I pulled it up, the little pictures at the bottom weren't there. I sent this on to a couple of people who did get the, ahem, FULL page. Embarassed I really didn't know it was there and wouldn't have posted it if I'd known. I'm going to post an apology as a main topic too - I feel horrible about this!
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This is just crap. I threatened to post these if Chris blogged his well written, articulate commentary about why can't we get along. You meanie. Totally takes any real threat out of my words, though there wasn't any.


bitch.
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Katy O wrote:
I'm soooooo sorry that I posted that page. When I pulled it up, the little pictures at the bottom weren't there. I sent this on to a couple of people who did get the, ahem, FULL page. Embarassed I really didn't know it was there and wouldn't have posted it if I'd known. I'm going to post an apology as a main topic too - I feel horrible about this!


I thought it was odd of you to do. That explains it.
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What's the big deal? All the naughtybits are fuzzed out. Don't worry about it Katy O, If people are truly offended by tiny pictures of Britney with a digitally censored square over her open legs, they shouldn't be opening a link which indicates it will be of Britt not hiding her "good stuff"
Besides, someone already posted a link to them back all those months ago when they first the net. I remember we went through all the "eeeewwww yuck" posts back then. People should have expected the same from the way you introduced the link and not opened it if they didn't want to see it.
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Katy O



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deb wrote:
This is just crap. I threatened to post these if Chris blogged his well written, articulate commentary about why can't we get along. You meanie. Totally takes any real threat out of my words, though there wasn't any.


bitch.


Crap. I didn't mean to steal your thunder. I throw myself upon your mercy. In case you're fresh out, bury me next to Doug.
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Goudron



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Please, female genatalia is so not disgusting. I'm speaking as a fan of the human body, not as a sex-crazed pervert. Just this once.
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You know, it seems that people don't give their daughters the name "Genitalia" any more.


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mllefifi wrote:
You know, it seems that people don't give their daughters the name "Genitalia" any more.



...although, I have often thought of naming my children "Pennis" and "Vageena" (which should make most of you hope that I never reproduce)
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Amongst the chaos and craziness this thread has taken on..I just want to say...Thanks Jaandlu..these documentries are awesome!
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bleu wrote:
Amongst the chaos and craziness this thread has taken on..I just want to say...Thanks Jaandlu..these documentries are awesome!


Thanks for coming back to that. Wink Really I just wanted to share Louis with everyone, not start a discussion on what Brits hide and don't hide. But, you go with the majority.
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mllefifi wrote:
You know, it seems that people don't give their daughters the name "Genitalia" any more.




Nope, but I have encountered the name Latrina.
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