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leprrkan



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mllefifi wrote:
girlEgirl wrote:
[...] how long was it? [...]

I just love taking quotes out of context.

Laughing


Well, Steve was in a really sexy pair of red skivvies and Ed rocked a speedo a time or two... so let's just say that the metric system isn't always necessary to make it seem larg... ummm, what were we talking about? Very Happy
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leprrkan wrote:
mllefifi wrote:
girlEgirl wrote:
[...] how long was it? [...]

I just love taking quotes out of context.

Laughing


Well, Steve was in a really sexy pair of red skivvies and Ed rocked a speedo a time or two... so let's just say that the metric system isn't always necessary to make it seem larg... ummm, what were we talking about? Very Happy


Laughing AND SHES BACK!!!!!!!!!YAY Laughing
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Klari



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Lep, did I ever tell you I befriended a girl who was good friends with Matthew Page, Steve's brother? I met her on a BNL fan board and got to meet her in real life when she and another fan came down to Portland to see a BNL show. I believe everything she told me about the band because apparently she and Steve hate each other and I got to see her kill him with kindness and his having to eat it when we waited back stage to get their autograph. She chatted away to him about Matthew's upcoming nuptials and he responded in kind pretty much confirmed everything we'd been told.

Anywho, I heard all about Steve and Ed's endowments. Apparently it's true. Not that it does me any good, oh well.
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Klari wrote:

Anywho, I heard all about Steve and Ed's endowments. Apparently it's true. Not that it does me any good, oh well.


Yes, yes it is... I can get a pic of Ed in the Speedo pretty easy, but I'll have to ask around for Steve in his undies (f**cking batteries Very Happy Laughing Very Happy ).

Steve was all kinds of shitty drunk at the jam session, as was everyone else but Ed out of the 25+ guys on stage. He originally came out in really short, short 70's nut hugger gym shorts, a wife-beater and a red lamme (sp?) track coat, but he shed the coat and eventually the shorts... Very Happy

He had his girl-friend on the ship too and was macking on her in the elevator, nauseating one of my cabin mates who was inside at the time...that's a pretty picture to imagine Laughing Laughing Laughing

Great story for you about Jim and Steve:
As we're coming up the escalator into the cruise terminal there's a guy and a lady from Carnival greeting people - it was Steve, but he's grow a beard and lost like 50 pounds, so it was one of those double-take things.
Then, we're standing in line to get boarding cards and we hear a guard tell the people behind us not to get caught with their camera out, turn around and there's Jim, walking up and down the lines shaking hands and saying hi to everybody. I did not see that guy at any time on the whole cruise when he did not have a huge smile on his face. Andy was on board too.
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Steve has a girlfriend? Does his wife know about this?


Yeah, if Jim could bottle his beatific nature, he'd make a fortune.
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Klari wrote:
Steve has a girlfriend? Does his wife know about this?


Yeah, if Jim could bottle his beatific nature, he'd make a fortune.


I'm guessing so... some crazy (not like fun "Hey, I'm crazeeee", but literally nuts) chick on the boat told me he was divorced and she was planning to go "all cougar on him for the cruise"... I'm not making that up.

So I asked a couple of friends and they said yeah he and his wife are no longer together, whether separated or divorced, I don't know. They also said he only brought his folks this year instead of the whole family.
It could all be rumors but it does explain an avatar he had a while back on his 'space page that no one could understand, and I saw him kissing her on the last day while we were waiting to go to the airport.
He looked really happy with her, so hopefully it's all cool.
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Huh, interesting.


Wonder how Ed's marriage is doing...


Nah, I've heard he's totally dedicated to his wife, so that'll never happen.


Besides, I could never forsake dear Craig.
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Klari wrote:
Huh, interesting.


Wonder how Ed's marriage is doing...


My marriage is just fine. Thank you for asking.
I don't recall wearing any speedos though...
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