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Dangerous as it sounds, I've been thinking...

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Joelibris



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Dangerous as it sounds, I've been thinking...  Reply with quote  

...that the AG needs to do a Chet story, done up as a kids storybook, but for grown-ups. Can't be targeted at kids, since they'd shave, tape and sweater their cats so they could have a Chet of thier own. Speaking of merchandising, I'd pay real money for a Vampire Chet plushie.
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mllefifi



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Or a Chet chia pet.
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zendao42



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Whew! I was afraid you were thinking about something that involved rubber gloves... Wink

Yep, we need more Chet- & now I have this sudden urge to listen to QUADRAJETS...

Bet the other folks in the house would just love that! Twisted Evil

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Laveric



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Joelibris wrote:
Can't be targeted at kids, since they'd shave, tape and sweater their cats so they could have a Chet of thier own.


You say that like it is a bad thing? I suppose it could just be another webpage on the net, like This one.

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I've thought about shaving my cat before. She's a really fluffy, long haired cat who's a whore and rolls around to display her kitty taataa's to the world. All of her exotic kitty dancing results in knots in her fur that you can't brush out.

Stupid cat.


I want a Chet plushie.
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Magenta



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TheVeryMerryHempster wrote:
I've thought about shaving my cat before. She's a really fluffy, long haired cat who's a whore and rolls around to display her kitty taataa's to the world. All of her exotic kitty dancing results in knots in her fur that you can't brush out.

Stupid cat.


I want a Chet plushie.


If she's whoring she may need spaying (if not already done).

Just sayin'.

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